The show lady must have seen how dazed Casey looked. “Maybe you ain’t heard the horrible deal they handed us, Mister. They stopped our show before we’d raised the curtain,—and it was a seventy-five dollar house if it was a cent!” she wailed. “They had a bill as long as my arm for license—we couldn’t get by with the five-dollar one—and for lights and hall rent and what-all. There wasn’t enough money in the house to pay it! And they was going to send us to jail! The sheriff acted anything but a gentleman, Mister, and if you ever lived in this town and liked it, I must say I question your taste!”
“We wouldn’t use a town like this for a garbage dump, back home,” cut in Jack with all the contempt he could master.
“And they hauled us over to their dirty old Justice of the Peace, and he told us he’d give us thirty days in jail if we was in the county to-morrow noon, and we don’t know how far this county goes, either way!”
“Fifty miles to St. Simon,” Bill told them comfortingly. “You can make it, all right—”
“We can make it, hey? How’re we going to make it, with our car layin’ around all over your garage?” Jack’s tone was arrogant past belief.
Casey was fumbling for strap buckles which he could not reach. He was also groping through his colorful, stage-driver’s vocabulary for words which might be pronounced in the presence of a lady, and finding mighty few that were of any use to him. The combined effort was turning him a fine purple when the lady was seized with another brilliant idea.
“Jack dear, don’t be harsh. The gentleman meant well—and I’ll tell you, Mister, what let’s do! Let’s trade cars till the man has our car repaired. Your car goes just fine, and we can load our stuff in and get away from this horrible town. Why, the preacher was there and made a speech and said the meanest things about you, because you was having a benefit and at the same identical time you was setting in a saloon gambling. He said it was an outrage on civilization, Mister, and an insult to the honest, hard-working people in Lund. Them was his very words.”
“Well, hell!” Casey exploded abruptly. “I’m honest and hard-workin’ as any damn preacher. You can ask anybody!”
“Well, that’s what he said, anyhow. We certainly didn’t know you was a gambler when we offered to give you a benefit. We certainly never dreamed you’d queer us like that. But you’ll do us the favor to lend us your car, won’t you? You wouldn’t refuse that, and see me and little Junior languishin’ in jail when you know in your heart—”
“Aw, take the darn car!” muttered Casey distractedly, and hobbled into the garage office where he knew Bill kept liniment.
Five minutes, perhaps, after that, Casey opened the office door wide enough to fling out an assortment of straps and two crutches.
The show lady turned and made a motion which Casey mentally called a pounce. “Oh, thank you, Mister! We certainly wouldn’t want to go off and forget these props. Jack dear has to use them in a comedy sketch we put on sometimes when we got a good house.”
Casey banged the door and said something exceedingly stage-driverish which a lady should by no means overhear.
Sounds from the rear of the garage indicated that Casey’s Ford was r’arin’ to go, as Casey frequently expressed it. Voices were jumbled in the tones of suggestions, commands, protest. Casey heard the show lady’s clear treble berating Jack dear with thin politeness. Then the car came snorting forward, paused in the wide doorway, and the show lady’s voice called out clearly, untroubled as the voice of a child after it has received that which it cried for.
“Well, good-by, Mister! You certainly are a godsend to give us the loan of your car!” There was a buzz and a splutter, and they were gone—gone clean out of Casey’s life into the unknown whence they had come.
Bill opened the door gently and eased into the office, sniffing liniment. The painted hollows under Casey’s eyes gave him a ghastly look in the lamp-light when he lifted his face from examining a chafed and angry knee. Bill opened his mouth for speech, caught a certain look in Casey’s eyes and did not say what he had intended to say. Instead:
“You better sleep here in the office, Casey. I’ve got another bed back of the machine shop. I’ll lock up, and if any one comes and rings the night bell—well, never mind. I’ll plug her so they can’t ring her.” The world needs more men like Bill.
Even after an avalanche, human nature cannot resist digging in the melancholy hope of turning up grewsome remains. I know that you are all itching to put shovel into the debris of Casey’s dreams, and to see just what was left of them.
There was mighty little, let me tell you. I said in the beginning that twenty-five thousand dollars was like a wildcat in Casey’s pocket. You can’t give a man that much money all in a lump and suddenly, after he has been content with dollars enough to pay for the food he eats, without seeing him lose his sense of proportion. Twenty-five dollars he understands and can spend more prudently than you, perhaps. Twenty-five thousand he simply cannot gauge. It seems exhaustless. It is as if you plucked from the night all the stars you can see, knowing that the Milky Way is still there and unnumbered other stars invisible, even in the aggregate.
Casey played poker with an appreciative audience and the lid off. Now and then he took a drink stronger than root beer. He kept that up for a night and a day and well into another night. Very well, gather round and look at the remains, and if there’s a moral, you are welcome, I am sure.
Casey awoke just before noon, and went out and held his head under Bill’s garage hydrant, with the water running full stream. He looked up and found Bill standing there with his hands in his pockets, gazing at Casey sorrowfully. Casey grinned. You can’t down the Irish for very long.
“How’s she comin’, Bill?”
Bill grunted and spat. “She ain’t. Not if you mean that car them folks wished on to you. Well, the tail light’s pretty fair, too. And in their hurry the lady went off and left a pink silk stockin’ in the back seat. The toe’s out of it though. Casey, if you wait till you overhaul ‘em with that thing they wheeled in here under the name of a car—”
“Oh, that’s all right, Bill,” Casey grunted gamely. “I was goin’ to git me a new car, anyway. Mine wasn’t so much. They’re welcome.”
Bill grunted and spat again, but he did not say anything.
“I’ll go see Dwyer and see how much I got left,” Casey said presently, and his voice, whether you believe it or not, was cheerful. “I’m going to ketch that evenin’ train to Los.” And he added kindly, “C’m on and eat with me, Bill. I’m hungry.”
Bill shook his head and gave another grunt, and Casey went off without him.
After awhile Casey returned. He was grinning, but the grin was, to a careful observer, a bit sickish. “Say, Bill, talk about poker—I’m off it fer life. Now look what it done to me, Bill! I puts twenty-five thousand dollars into the bank—minus two hundred I took in money—and I takes a check book, and I goes over to The Club and gits into a game. I wears the check book down to the stubs. I goes back and asks Dwyer how much I got in the bank, and he looks me over like I was a sick horse he had doubts about being worth doctorin’, and as if he thought he mebby might better take me out an’ shoot me an’ put me outa my misery.
“‘Jest one dollar an’ sixty-seven cents, Casey,’ he says to me, ‘if the checks is all in, which I trust they air!’” Casey got out his plug of chewing tobacco and pried off a blunted corner. “An’ hell Bill! I had that much in the bank when I started,” he finished plaintively.