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Издательство: WebKniga
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Жанр произведения: Юмористическая проза
Год издания: 2020
isbn: 978-5-9691-1925-3
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      Горя и хвори не будете знать.

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      Комментарии

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      Берлингтон – город в штате Вермонт, на восточном берегу озера Шамплейн.

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      …несет шпагу лорд-мэра… – Речь идет о параде лорд-мэра лондонского Сити, пышной процессии в день его вступления в должность; парад происходит ежегодно во вторую субботу ноября.

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      Посмотри-ка на свою прелестную знакомую в Отейе… – Имеется в виду жена французского философа Клода Адриана Гельвеция (1715–1771).

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      …справедливость сказанных Бедняком Ричардом слов… – Отсылка к «Альманаху Бедняка Ричарда».

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