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Source ISBN: 9780008286583
Ebook Edition © May 2019 ISBN: 9780008286590
Version 2019-04-25
BY
Joel Hanek, Hogan Hiatt, Adam Lederer, Hot Rod Martinez, James Montgomery, Ryan Powell, Pernell Quilon, Bailey Rosser, Emily Wilson and Tom Wright
EDITED BY
James Montgomery
DESIGN & ART DIRECTION BY
Karen Jaimes
ILLUSTRATIONS BY
Ariel Alter
INFOGRAPHICS BY
Stephanie Truong
Contents
Copyright
Life
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Life Needs
100 Universal Truths About Your Life
It’s Basically All Bullshit
Life Timelines
Everything Movies Lie to You About
The Conflict Conundrum
A Brief Note on Hubris
100 Classy Moves You Should Master
An Alphabetical List of Terrible People You Should Avoid at All Cost
How Long Will These People Actually Be in Your Life?
A True Friendship Test
Annoying (Yet Inevitable) Things All Friends Do as You Get Older
Is It Possible to Be “Just Friends” with a Woman?
How to Make Friends After the Apocalypse
Perspective
Sex
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sex Needs
The Do’s and Don’ts of Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Gay Sex
69 Lies You’ll Hear About Sex
Don’t Listen to These People
The Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex
Navigating the Morning After
Reasons You’re Not Having Sex
A Series of Sexy Venn Diagrams
Sex After the Apocalypse
An Unsexy Discussion About Pornography
Are You Masturbating Too Much?
How Much Sex Is Too Much?
Work
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Work Needs
Appropriate Responses to Lies Your Dad Will Tell You About Work
What You Should Know Before Taking Any Job
The 30 Types of People You Will Work With
A Beginner’s Guide to Workplace Communication
Work, in Actuality
The Coworker Code
5 Ways to Get the Job You Deserve
Are You Workplace Appropriate?
How to Ask Your Boss for a Raise, According to the Actual Boss of BROTHER
Should You Launch a Start-Up?
Post-Apocalyptic Career Aptitude Guide