Be More Chill. Ned Vizzini

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      Be More Chill

      Ned Vizzini

      To:

      Naomi (very much the most important: hi, babe),

      Samartha, Bridget, Kate, Carrie, Jessica, Samantha, Effy, Other Kate, That Girl I

      Hung Out with in Prospect Park, That Spanish Girl from Karaoke, Karla, Sarah,

      Claudia, Elyssa (Wilin’ Chick), Olga, Lai Sze, Nicole (Bracey), Katia, Vanessa,

      Heavenly and Those Other Girls at New Year’s Eve 2001 (including Ursula), That

      Girl from Nice Guy Eddie’s, Caroline, Alina Who Ended up with a

      Guy Named Dogshit, Anna, Marnie, Other Caroline, Robyn and Chelsea.

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       Dedication

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       PART 2—SQUIP

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       PART 3—POST-SQUIP

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       Praise for Ned Vizzini

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

PART 1—PRE-SQUIP

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      The room is bright and alive at 8:45 a.m.—I