He certainly could. She handed him the fork, took another one and cleared away the straw under each animal’s udder, ready for milking. Now all she needed was the hot water. She handed Sam a bucket.
‘Could you go into the house and bring some hot water, please? Not too hot—it’s to wash their udders.’
His eyes widened, but he took the bucket and the torch and headed for the door. ‘I am going out—I may be some time,’ he murmured theatrically, and then the door opened and the Arctic screamed in on a frigid blast. He ducked his head, shot out and slid the door back into place, shutting out the blizzard.
Jemima grinned and set up the milking stool and bucket, then looked round the barn and lost her smile. She’d have to muck out in the morning, so she hoped the power would be back on because milking by hand took so long she’d be hardly finished before she had to start again, and she didn’t think for a moment that her intrepid explorer was going to make much of a milkman.
He reappeared, hair on end again, a steaming bucket in his hand and Jess by his side. ‘She was desperate to come—is that all right?’
‘Sure.’ She smiled and held out her hand, and Jess came running up for a quick pat before finding a cosy corner and flopping down, one watchful eye open. Jemima took the bucket and the old flannel she used to wash them, and started on the first udder.
Normally she’d connect them up to the old Fulwood milking plant Uncle Tom had bought in 1949 and never got round to changing, but without power she had no option but to crouch on the little stool by each cow in turn, and strip the milk out of all four quarters by hand. It was a slow process, and she could see Sam was bored, so she cocked her head round towards him and grinned.
‘So, what do you usually do for entertainment on a Friday night?’ .
.He laughed and hunkered down beside her, watching. ‘Oh, this and that. Murder a few grannies, rob the odd bank—nothing special.’
‘There’s a picture of you in the police station—or was that Buffalo Bill?’
‘Probably—we’re very alike,’ he said, absolutely deadpan.
‘Mmm—except he can milk cows, of course.’
A brow arched—just ever so slightly—and she wouldn’t have noticed if she hadn’t been taking such a close interest in his features. However, she had noticed. Was it a challenge? She wasn’t sure, but she stood up anyway and gave him the stool.
‘Come on, Buffalo Bill, your turn.’
He folded himself up onto the stool and gave her a steady look that spoke volumes. Her estimation of him went up a notch, and she folded her arms and propped herself on Bluebell’s nicely rounded rump.
He reached for the udder tentatively, and Bluebell turned her large, gentle head and eyed him in surprise. It was odd enough being milked by hand, something that happened very rarely, but this stiff, taut man—well!
‘Rest your head on her flank,’ Jemima instructed, and he gave her an old-fashioned look.
‘Rest my head?’ he said, as if she’d suggested he should put it in a lion’s mouth. She stifled a laugh.
‘Yes—you know, lean on her.’
He arched an eyebrow disbelievingly, and allowed his head to touch her side. ‘Now what?’
‘Pull the teat down, and then close your fingers from the top down to the bottom, as if you’re squeezing the milk out like toothpaste—that’s it!’
A little squirt of milk shot out of the teat and splashed on his jeans.
‘Now try and get it in the bucket.’
He gave her a dirty look, shook his head despairingly and carried on. He was doing really quite well until Bluebell moved and knocked the bucket over.
‘Hell!’
He leapt to his feet, ducking out of the way of the flying milk and startling Bluebell, who shot across the barn towards Jemima, rolling her eyes and snorting softly.
‘It’s all right, sweetheart, he’s just a city boy,’ she crooned comfortingly, squashing her laughter. ‘Come on, my love.’
‘Come on my love, nothing,’ he muttered, watching her balefully as she led the anxious cow back across the barn to her stall and gave her more silage. ‘Why did she do that?’
‘I expect you tickled her—they’re very sensitive.’
‘Sensitive!’ he exclaimed. ‘They’re a bunch of loonies!’
‘Just ignore him, darlings,’ she told the cows. ‘He’s only a man; he can’t be expected to understand.’
One of them lowed at her, a warm, soft sound of agreement, and Sam snorted in disgust. Smiling, Jemima went back to her place beside Bluebell, quickly finished off and moved on to the next cow.
‘Why do you wash the udders?’ he asked, following her but standing safely out of range. ‘They don’t look dirty.’
To clean them, of course, just in case, but also because it helps the let-down.’
‘Let-down?’
She smiled into Ruby’s side. ‘They have to give you the milk. If it was just a tank it would run out. You have to persuade the udder to relax—’
‘Right.’
He didn’t sound convinced. Ruby understood the system, though, and was easy to milk, but then she’d had mastitis quite recently and had had to be hand-milked for some time. There were others who were much harder to do.
‘What happens to the milk once you collect it?’
‘It gets filtered and poured into the cooling tank—oh, no!’
‘What?’
‘No power! The cooler won’t be working, and the paddles won’t be stirring, so the milk will separate and go off—not that they’ll be able to collect it anyway...’
‘And?’
‘And so I won’t get paid for it, and I’ll lose money.’
‘Much?’
She thought of the useless tractor, the state of her car and the even more precarious state of her bank balance.
‘More than enough,’ she said grimly.
‘Is there anything you can do about that?’
She straightened up, looking at the placid cows waiting patiently for her attention. It would take for ever to milk them all, and it would all have to go down the drain—
‘I need to put the fresh calvers back with their calves. That will feed the calves, stop me having to milk their mums until the power’s back on and save the wasted milk until the tanker can get through again.’
‘How many are fresh calvers?’
She sighed. ‘Only ten.’
‘So you’ve got—what, twenty more?’
She nodded. ‘Yes. Twenty-one, in fact. We ought to sort them out now; they’re getting uncomfortable because I’m late.’
It was another half-hour before the fresh calvers and their offspring were reunited, and then the others needed milking urgently. Jemima looked into the water trough and sighed. Already it was almost empty—
‘What is it?’
‘The water trough. It needs filling up—the well water pump is electric.’
‘Wouldn’t you know it?’ he muttered. ‘Where’s the nearest tap?’
‘The water in the house is electrically pumped. We don’t have mains.’