Ain’t gonna stop
This crazy crazy crazy gal
This crazy gal
Will reach the top
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Just watch me, babe
I’m floatin’ free
I’m flyin’ high-igh-igh
Gonna get there
Gonna be
Up there for all eternity
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Star crazy me
I’m floatin’ free
I said to Josh that we should both enter the contest, me as vocalist, him on the keyboard, but he wouldn’t. He said, “Don’t bully me! You’re always bullying me.”
I said, “Me bully you? That’s a joke!”
If either of us gets to be bullied, I’d say that it was me. Josh can be really bossy at times! Like he’ll tell me, for instance, that “You can’t possibly wear that top with that skirt, it makes you look like a parcel,” and I will immediately rush back indoors and change, cos I know that he knows about such things. I mean, I will just go and do it. No argument! Josh, on the other hand, tends to go all quiet and dig his heels in.
I said, “I’m just trying to give you your share of the limelight. Credit where credit’s due.” As Nan used to say.
Josh said he didn’t want credit. “And I don’t want limelight! I’m not like you.”
“You’re just scared!” I said.
“I’m modest,” said Josh.
I teased him about that. I said, “Aah, sweet! He’s all shy and retiring!” And I chucked him under the chin, really yucky, just to get him going, and he said “Gerroff!” and we had a bit of a tussle, all over the bed and round his bedroom, until his mum yelled at us up the stairs.
“What are you doing up there? You’ll bring the ceiling down!”
“You are just so childish,” said Josh.
“And you are just so stubborn!” I said.
He still wouldn’t budge. He said that I was the performer, not him, and I think that is probably right. Josh is more of a behind-the-scenes person, which wouldn’t do at all for me. I just love the buzz of being out there, in the spotlight, in front of an audience. Actually, to be honest, I hadn’t ever really performed in front of an audience at that point, except once in Year 6 when we put on a little end-of-term show and I was chosen to sing a Christmas carol. I belted it out at the top of my voice and Mrs Deakin, our teacher, got really upset. She seemed to think I was showing off. She said, “Honestly, Carmen! That was totally inappropriate.”
Well, but I did enjoy it! And I got a round of applause. So you can imagine I was really looking forward to the talent contest and singing our song. As soon as the notice appeared on the board – Entrants for Top Spot, sign here – I rushed to put my name down.
Carmen Bell Year 8 Vocalist
And that was when Marigold Johnson called me a fat freak, and ruined it all.
This is where it happened: in the locker room at school. Me and Indy were already down there, putting stuff away and sorting out what we needed for afternoon classes. The Year 8 lockers are in two rows, back to back, with a few odd ones tucked away in a corner, out of sight. Me and Indy were in the tucked-away part. In other words, nobody knew that we were there. We weren’t eavesdropping! We weren’t crouched on the ground with our ears pinned back. But when Marigold came bursting in with her usual crowd of gawkers and her mouth clattering on at about a hundred miles per hour, we couldn’t help hearing.
What she was clattering on about was the Top Spot contest. How her sister, Mary-Louise, that was in Year 10, was almost certain to win because she had professional experience. She had appeared in a commercial. She had made a demo disc.
“It really isn’t fair on all the others, but what can you do? My sister can’t be stopped from putting her name down just because she’s had experience.”
Then we heard Ashlee’s voice piping up: “Know who else has put her name down? The Jelly!”
“The Jelly? You gotta be joking!”
OK, so that was when I should probably have emerged from my corner and shown myself, before Marigold could go on and say something nasty. But I didn’t, and I bet most people wouldn’t have, either. In that sort of situation, you just freeze to the spot and can’t move. The very last thing you want is for anyone to know that you’re there. It’s too humiliating.
I heard Ashlee’s voice again: “I’m not joking! I just saw her name on the list.”
And then Marigold, with her loud braying laugh: “That fat freak? Just cos her stupid old nan reckoned she was gonna be the next Judy Garland. Pur-lease!”
I could sense Indy next to me, holding her breath. Her hand reached out and dabbed at my arm, but I couldn’t bring myself to look at her. I just felt so ashamed.
Someone said, “I think she fancies herself as some kind of rock chick.”
“Rock chick? Excuse me while I die laughing!”
Ashlee said, “Rock elephant, more like.”
“Rock jelly, more like!”
“What d’you think she’ll sing?”
“I know what she’ll sing, I know what she’ll sing! Like this, look… sh-shake, w-wobble and ROLL!”
Delighted shrieks of laughter, as from the sound of things Marigold hurled herself to and fro against the lockers.
“Sh-shake, w-w-w-WOBBLE and—”
“Drop dead, pea brain!”
I don’t know what came over me, I really don’t. But all of a sudden it was like this tidal wave of absolute fury crashed into me, and I leaped out from behind my locker and yelled:
“STUPID PEA-BRAINED BLUBBER-LIPPED MORON!”
There was a kind of shocked silence. Marigold was the one that dished it out, not the one that had it dished up. She stared at me like she couldn’t believe what she’d heard. Then she took up a stance, her hands on her hips.
“What did you say?”
“I said” – I put my face up close to hers – “you’re a STUPID, PEA-BRAINED, BLUBBER-LIPPED MORON! And in case you don’t know what that means, which you probably don’t, it means you’re so dumb you’re practically a walking vegetable!”
Somebody tittered, rather nervously. Ashlee gave a little horrified squeal, and clapped a hand to her mouth.
“Why don’t you go and plant yourself?” I said. “Do us all a favour. Take root!”
With that, I flung