‘What is the world coming to?’
‘But the night is young.’
‘Yeah. Which reminds me. Keep your hands off the Boy Scouts. None of your nancy nonsense here. My house is off limits. Understand?’
‘I shall protect your honour down to my last item of underwear, Your Lordship.’
‘Fuck off.’
‘With the greatest pleasure.’
‘Oh, and look out for Duffie Cooper. He’s here tonight, I don’t suppose with his wife. He no longer makes the White List.’
‘Good. He was once very rude to me when I asked him about a certain Austrian lady with whom he was seen breakfasting on four consecutive days in Biarritz. It only goes to remind one, sir. Always be nice to them when you’re coming, because you’re bound to meet them again in the morning, that’s what I always say.’
‘You’re full of crap.’
And much, much more. Or would be later. He’d just met this amazing young producer from the BBC.
The climax of the night was drawing near. The guy had been sent in procession around the guests, still with the cigar in its mouth – someone had even sacrificed a homburg to complete the effect – and had now been wheeled to the base of the bonfire, where the groundsman and two young assistants used a ladder to place it at the very top of the pyre. Soon it would be ablaze.
‘Fine, fine party, Max.’ Joseph Ball congratulated his host and took his arm in a manner that gave clear signals to those around them that the two men intended to talk business – alone.
‘You’re not drinking that pond water, are you, Joey?’ Beaverbrook growled, examining Ball’s glass of mulled wine as though expecting to find tadpoles. ‘Here.’ He produced a large hip flask filled with an exceedingly fine single malt. In return, Ball offered him an Havana.
‘Max, old friend, the pleasure of your hospitality never dims. And quite a show you’ve put on for us this evening already.’
‘You mean Sam and Kitty? Sam’s a fine chap, damned fine chap, but Kitty …’
‘Yes, dear Kitty. Not a chap at all. Perhaps that’s the root of her problem. Frayed nerves. Mental feebleness. You know, women of a certain age. You saw her tonight: she’s lost control, a gnat’s wing away from hysterical. Apparently it runs in her family. They say there may be money troubles, too.’
‘That so? I’ll be damned.’ Beaverbrook reclaimed his flask and refreshed himself, all the while never taking his eyes from his guest. Ball was up to his old tricks, putting ferrets down holes and flushing out a few reputations. He’d turned ruination into an art form. ‘So what are you going to do, Joey? You’ve already taken the party whip from her, not much more to threaten her with, is there?’
‘Max, we’d never dream of threatening her. You know me better than that. But as for what others might do …’ – he paused to take a long pull at the cigar and fill the air around them with smoke and mystery – ‘I hear on the grapevine that her constituency party is positively rattling with resentment at her disloyalty. Applies to all the rebels, really. In the next couple of weeks most of them are going to come under a deal of pressure to start toeing the line, or else.’
‘Else what?’
‘There’s the whiff of an election in the air – next year, maybe. Time for the party to wipe its boots clean.’
‘Throw ’em out?’
‘Their constituencies might well decide they’d had enough.’
‘Bent over the old ballot box and buggered? I like it.’
‘Only one small problem …’
‘Tell your Uncle Max.’
‘The constituencies don’t know about this yet.’
‘You sly bastard.’ It was offered, and accepted, as a commendation.
‘Look, you remember that little group of letter-writers you set up at the time of the Abdication nonsense?’
‘The journalists I got to write poison-pen letters to the King’s bitch?’
‘Exactly. It never leaked.’
‘Was never going to leak. I told ’em if one whisper of that got out, none of ’em was ever going to work in Fleet Street again. It’s one of the benefits of being an authentic Canadian bastard like me – I get loyalty, Joey. I always get loyalty.’
‘So what I had in mind was this. Another loyal little group who’ll write letters to the main people in Kitty’s local association. You know, complaints about her unreliability, saying they’ll never vote Conservative again while she’s the candidate, time for the party to move on. Talk about her age, her feebleness, imply she’s been shagging Stalin. That sort of stuff. See if we can’t push her out before the voters do. Have a new candidate in place before the next election.’
‘Same thing for some of the others?’
‘All of the others, Max. Everyone who was against Neville over Munich. It’s not a time for half measures.’
Beaverbrook nodded in the direction of the guy. ‘Winston too?’
‘Everyone. Most will survive, of course, but it’ll shake them. Keep their heads down until after the election. Make them realize there’s no such thing as a free shot at Neville. But Kitty’s a special case, she’s too near the edge. One shove and she’ll be over. A few screams, the flapping of petticoats, a bit of blood. Something that will motivate the others.’
A broad smile almost cut Beaverbrook’s face in two. ‘You want things stirring up a little? My pleasure.’
‘I shall be in your debt.’
‘Hey, don’t you just love democracy?’
As they conferred, other guests kept their distance, the hunched shoulders and conspiratorial tones of the two serving as a warning unmistakable to any but the most insensitive – or young.
‘Let’s go, Maxie, we’re all waiting,’ a young woman called out, stamping her feet impatiently against the cold. ‘Time to set the night on fire.’
The base of the bonfire had been well soaked in paraffin and tar, and the groundsman was standing by with a burning torch.
‘Come on, darling Maxie,’ she complained again, tugging at the fox-fur stole around her neck. It looked new.
‘Time for some action,’ Beaverbrook muttered. He grabbed the torch, raised it high above his head to the applause of his guests, then thrust it deep into the innards of the bonfire. Soon the flames began to conquer the night and Cigar Man from his lofty throne began to cringe in the heat and turn black, squirming as the flames took hold until finally he slumped forward and disappeared in a storm of sparks. The young woman squealed with delight.
‘Bit young even by your standards, isn’t she, Max?’ Ball chided.
‘Hell, Joey, I’m simply growing nostalgic. I once knew her mother.’
Later that week, much of Europe burned, too.
It was called Kristallnacht – Crystal Night – named after the millions of shards of glass that were left shattered in the street after Jewish shops throughout Germany and Austria were ransacked. Businesses and homes were plundered, the synagogues put to the flame. Ninety-three Jews were killed that night. In the ensuing weeks thousands more were to take their own lives. It was to be but a small down-payment on what was to come.