Up the street a rangy kid of about twenty, in a sweatshirt with a big number thirty-two on it, strolled out of a shop doorway with his hands in his baggy jeans pockets. He had his hair razored up over the ears and cut flat top. Across the street another punk looked over the roof of a car, wearing a baseball cap the wrong way round and a black T-shirt with something white on it. These kids had been watching movies, I thought, and turned to walk down the hill. Two boys walked out of a garage in front of me, one lifting his T-shirt to get some air up there and to show me what he had in the waistband of his jeans, the other with an ear missing. These two were shabbier, old jeans cut tight, faded T-shirts. The one with two ears had Mr Smile on the front without the smile, both with no shoes. I turned back and the other kid was standing by the door to the bank, his friend starting to cross the road now. The taxi rounded the block and started cruising down the hill in no hurry. I walked up the hill towards it, the kid outside the bank with his hands out of his pockets now, wiping them on his shirt front, nervous, like me. I ran at him. His eyes widened, looking for his friends. I could hear a pair of trainers and the slap of bare feet on the pavement. I kicked the kid outside the bank hard on the inside of his left knee and he went down so fast on to the concrete slabs of the pavement that his head hit the ground first. I turned, the taxi coming in front of me now, the kid from across the road in between the parked cars and the one with both ears between the taxi and me, a flash of silver in his hand. The driver, still coasting, opened the passenger door and hit the kid on the point of the elbow. The kid went down and the knife span across the pavement. I got in the taxi, the other two boys backing off.
I told the driver that when a man goes into a bank and tells the taxi to wait it wasn’t just out of a feeling of importance. He said he knew that but the traffic police didn’t give a damn. Then he thought about it and said he reckoned they were on the take. They were always there for a parking fine and nowhere near a bag snatch. I told him it was the same the world over.
We drove around the block. I pointed him down Avenue Chardy and into a car park at the back of some buildings. I went into a travel agent called PanAfricAbidjan and found a Swiss guy in there who spoke seven languages, one of which was mine. I asked him if he could make 75,000 CFA available in a travel agent called Bénin-Bénin in the quartier Zongo in Cotonou. He made a phone call and said he could. I gave him the money from my Coq Sportif bag.
At the Novotel reception I took some more money out of the bag and asked them to put the rest of it in the hotel safe. I went into a chemist and picked up Moses’s prescription and bought a large supply of condoms for him which they were decent enough to wrap. It was a short walk from the chemist’s to the Danish Embassy and I was shown straight into the vice-consul’s office with its windswept off-white carpeting that looked like snow on its way to sludge.
Leif Andersen was a short, powerful, mid-thirties guy with a friendly brown moustache and a face that had enjoyed a few too many drinks, as it was puffy with vein maps leading nowhere on his cheeks. He was wearing a sports jacket, a white shirt, and some kind of club tie with wine glasses and bottles all over a burgundy background. He sat with his fingers dovetailed across a bit of a belly beneath a painting of some bleak North Sea-whipped Danish coastline which made me grit my teeth in the overstrong air conditioning.
‘How can I help you?’ he asked.
‘Got a visitor’s jacket?’
‘Sorry,’ he said, opening his hands. ‘The AC’s stuck.’
‘At minus five?’
‘Plus sixteen, zero humidity.’
‘Any chance of something to drink?’
‘Tea?’ he asked, and I shook my head.
‘I’m looking for a guy called Kurt Nielsen.’
‘The one running a sheanut operation in Korhogo?’
‘You know your nationals pretty well.’
‘What’s your interest?’
‘My client’s a Syrian businessman in Accra. He owns the sheanut operation.’
‘Kurt Nielsen’s wife was looking for him, too.’
‘Was?’
She called a couple of weeks ago. We asked for passport details and photographs and she called two days later and said he’d reappeared.’
You weren’t curious?’
‘Not really. Men take time off from their wives. They spend a lot of time together in these isolated places.’
‘So the men go off without telling their wives where they’re going?’
‘We don’t do marriage guidance here.’
‘So you didn’t do anything about it then?’
He shook his head. ‘One, he reappeared. Two, there are a lot of Nielsens in Denmark, and Petersens and Andersens. We all have the same names. We need more than “Nielsen” to help us find him.’
I held out the photocopy of the passport details which B.B. had given me and he looked at them for a few seconds and left the room. I did some running on the spot to keep the circulation going and looked around Leif’s minimalist office for a drinks cabinet with something warming in it. Ten minutes later he came back with a computer print-out and a pair of black-framed glasses on his nose.
‘I’d like to find Kurt Nielsen as well,’ he said.
‘He’s on the run?’
‘No, he’s dead.’
The Kurt Nielsen who’d owned the passport was born in Alborg in 1954. He left school when he was sixteen and started work on the fishing boats, Danish and later British. He served two short stretches for robbery, the first in ‘70, the second in ‘74. After the second term he started working on British ships and spending shoretime in England. He seemed to have developed a taste for young girls and served three years for sexual assault on a twelve-year-old in Middlesbrough. He got out in ‘85. He died a year later in Nottingham. He had been a lodger with the Cochrane family. Mr Cochrane came back early from his job as a scaffolder after a fall and found Kurt Nielsen having sex with his thirteen-year-old daughter over the sink in the kitchen. Cochrane hit him over the head with a full bottle of cider which had been on the kitchen table and stuck the broken end in his neck. Kurt Nielsen died 3rd June, 1986.
‘What are you going to do about it?’
Leif Andersen sat on the edge of his desk with the print-out resting on his thigh and said nothing for several minutes.
‘I don’t want to rush you, Mr Andersen, but it’s bloody cold in here and I don’t want to be the first man five degrees off the equator to get hypothermia.’
‘Do you drink, Mr Medway?’
‘Not tea, for Christ’s sake.’
‘Aquavit?’
‘Now I’m with you.’
He locked the door of the office and produced a bottle and two glasses from his bottom drawer.
‘Not what you British would call consular behaviour, but we are in Africa.’
‘How do you think the Falklands War got started?’
‘I don’t understand.’
‘Consular behaviour,’ I said. ‘Skol.’
We banged back