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Автор: Edward Toman
Издательство: HarperCollins
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Жанр произведения: Зарубежный юмор
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isbn: 9780008226916
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      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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      First published in Great Britain by Flamingo 1993

      Copyright © Edward Toman 1993

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      Ebook Edition © OCTOBER 2016 ISBN: 9780008226916

      Version: 2016-11-08

      For Siobhán and Declan

      ÓM SCEOL AR ARDMHAGH FÁIL NÍ CHODLAIM OÍCHE

      I hear news from the high plains of Ireland and I cannot sleep at night

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

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       Epilogue

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       About the Author

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       About the Publisher

      Alphonsus McLoughlin’s Spanish wasn’t all that hot, so it took him a minute or two to appreciate what the guide was telling him. The only way the mule could be persuaded to climb any higher, it seemed, was to offer it a shot of his tequila. ‘I can see its point,’ Alphonsus said, handing the bottle over without demur. He’d had quite a few shots himself that morning. He intended having quite a few more if God spared him. Only his faith and the cactus juice were keeping him going as, perched precariously on the swaying back of the bad-tempered beast and sweating like a proverbial pig under his dog collar, he stumbled upwards on a precipitous bridleway towards the lost city in the mountains.

      On either side of the narrow trail the thorny cacti sprouted promiscuously. When Alphonsus was a boy, he had taken a brief interest in cacti. His aunt had kept a small one in the window of their house on the Falls Road, issuing orders to all who darkened her door that it was never to be watered. One Saint Patrick’s Day it flowered, to the amazement of the neighbours. They sent for the Irish News. In those days there was less trouble on the Falls, and the Irish News was grateful for any story with