So fucking predictable.
‘Banksy.’
‘Yeah. Him.’
‘Mmm. Possibly a bit passé now.’
‘Ha! I knew you’d know.’
‘I’ll have a think,’ I said, knowing that I would do no such thing. It was clear no one would ever see this part of the house. Serena wouldn’t dream of asking for my advice anywhere that actually counted.
‘Thanks, mate.’ He squeezed my arm. ‘Let’s get back to the girls.’
Always ‘girls’, never ‘women’. It drove Lucy mad.
In the kitchen, Serena and my wife were perched awkwardly on high stools on opposite sides of a free-standing unit. The unit’s surface appeared to be constructed out of four-inch-thick white marble but as I approached, I realised it was a sort of galvanised rubber. When I touched it, it had a texture like a fireman’s hose. A lemon squeezer constructed out of chrome and resembling a rocket launcher stood ostentatiously in the centre.
‘… nightmare, you can’t imagine,’ Serena was saying. She raised her head at the sound of our footsteps, giving a short smile that quickly dissolved.
‘What are you two gossiping about?’ Ben bent and started rubbing Serena’s shoulders. She made a show of stretching her neck, moving her head from side to side.
‘I’m soooo knotted up,’ she said.
‘I know, sweetie. You’ve been working too hard.’
‘Has there been a lot to do?’ Lucy asked. I caught her eye. We shared a flash of amusement. Neither of us can take Serena seriously when she talks about being busy.
‘Don’t get me started,’ she replied. ‘You just cannot rely on people doing what they’re meant to do. And then there’s all the added security we’ve had to—’ She broke off. A warning look from Ben.
‘What’s that?’ I asked.
‘Oh, it’s only … well, we weren’t really meant to say anything …’
‘No, darling. We were sworn to secrecy.’
‘Oh come on, babe, it’s only Martin and Lucy.’
I noted the ‘only’.
‘What security?’ Lucy asked.
‘There’s a notion,’ Ben started, ‘but I can’t stress enough, it really is only a notion, that we might be expecting a very important guest.’
He paused, full of self-importance. I refused to encourage him and turned to look out of the window at the kitchen garden, filled with terracotta pots of herbs and flowering jasmine.
‘The Prime Minister,’ Serena squealed, unable to contain herself.
‘Darling.’ His hand came to a stop on her shoulder, the fingers pressing down next to her collarbone so that the crescent moons of his nails turned white. ‘We don’t know whether—’
‘No, no, I know. But he said he’d make every effort.’
‘Wow,’ Lucy said, with no enthusiasm.
‘She didn’t vote for him,’ I explained.
‘Did you?’ Ben asked me. ‘Or are you still pretending to be left-wing?’
‘I’d say that was none of your business, Ben,’ Lucy said, sharply.
He laughed.
‘Sorry, Luce, sorry. You’re right. No more political talk.’
The Prime Minister was an old family friend of Ben’s. His name was Edward but as soon as he’d been elected leader, he had started asking everyone to call him Ed in the vain hope that everyone would forget about his Etonian background. His and Ben’s mothers had known each other way back when. I had met him twice at Ben’s dinner parties, long before he became smooth and polished and airbrushed, one of those public men incapable of shaking a hand without clasping it. I didn’t have much time for him, truth be told. But Serena had always been pathetically impressed. She enjoyed proximity to power. I sipped my champagne. ‘It’ll be nice to see Ed again.’
‘Oh, have you met him?’
‘Yes, several times. At yours. For dinner.’
He nodded vaguely.
‘Of course, of course. I’d forgotten.’ Ben poured us all another glass of Veuve. ‘A lot’s changed since then.’
There seemed to be nothing to say in response. I took the stool next to Lucy, resting the soles of my shoes on a ledge that was too close to the seat to be comfortable. Ben stayed standing.
‘Yes, there’ll be plenty of people you know. Mark, Bufty, Fliss, obviously; Arpad and Seb. Oh, and you remember Andrew Jarvis, don’t you, LS?’
I stiffen.
‘From school. And Cambridge.’
‘Oh,’ I said, feigning nonchalance. ‘Jarvis.’ His name redolent of a smirk of thick muscle beneath a tightly buttoned school shirt. ‘Yes, of course.’
‘He’s an MP now. One of Ed’s lot. Junior energy minister. He and his wife have just bought a place down the road.’
‘He found someone willing to marry him, did he? Wonders will never cease.’
‘Oh come on, he wasn’t that bad.’
‘His wife’s a sweetie,’ Serena added.
‘She is,’ Ben agreed. ‘She really is.’
I let it go. Ben has a bottomless capacity to reinvent the past. I think it’s a calculated tactic. He rewrites a narrative to suit his needs at any given time and he’s so casual about it, no one seems to care. It’s an admirable skill, really, when one thinks about it.
Ben raised his glass.
‘To us,’ he said, one hand still resting on his wife’s neck.
‘To our dear friends,’ I added. ‘Ben and Serena.’
Ben, more at ease now in a familiar pose of bonhomie, gave an expansive grin. His top three shirt buttons were undone, revealing a sprouting of dark hairs. He was tanned. He was always tanned from a recent holiday or golf game or simple genetic good fortune. He smelled of oak and leather – the same aftershave he’d been wearing for years, ever since his father gave him a bottle when he turned sixteen. He was handsome in an unexpected way. His mouth was perhaps too large, a little loose around the lips. His nose was arguably a bit flat. There were wrinkles across his brow. But when you put it all together, it worked. There was a ruggedness to his looks, a worn-in quality that suited the encroaching years. I had to admit: I’d never seen him look so good.
‘Yes,’ Serena said. ‘Friends.’
Lucy tipped the glass back to a forty-five-degree angle and sank most of the champagne in one gulp. I laid my hand on hers. Her skin felt hot. She placed the flute back on the counter, fingers shaking.
There was a noisy clatter from the far end of the room and then the sound of childish squawking.
‘Mama!’
A small, rotund shape bowled across the floor and launched himself at Serena’s legs. This was Hector who, at three years old, was the most obstreperous of the Fitzmaurice children.
‘My love,’ Serena cooed. She bent to pick him up, straining the sinews of her yoga-toned arms as she did so. Hector was a barrel-shaped child with a square head and un-charming features. His brow loomed over the sockets of his eyes, giving him the appearance of an elderly ape.
‘Hello,