How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Cool, Sound, Wicked, or at Least Not Totally Lame. Pamela Satran Redmond

rel="nofollow" href="#litres_trial_promo">Get off the Eternal Diet Young Person’s Diet and Exercise Plan: 13 Simple Steps to Never Gaining a Pound #98 Say Yay! #99–124 How Not to Holiday Old #125 Don’t Live in a Big House and Complain about Money 6 Ways to Renovate Your Money Complaints #126 C’mon, Tell Us All about Your Sex Life #127 Scratch that Golf Game #128 Never Admit You Have No Freaking Clue Who Leighton, Dappy, Rihanna, Little Boots, Tinchy, or Pixie Are #129 Turn Your Stereo Up and Your TV Down #130 Unless You’re in Nagasaki, Don’t Give (or Ask for) Directions #131 No Hovering #132 Don’t Cook the Roast 12 Steps to Making Dinner Young #133 Don’t Lust after the Lifeguard 10 Signs You Might Be a Lech #134 Dehyphenate Your Name #135 Don’t Fear the Teenager #136 Stop Bossing Everybody Around #137 Don’t Send Greetings Cards #138 No Matching Anything #139–143 U Can’t Has Convertible #144 Don’t Go Thinking that Gut Is Normal #145 Enough with the Midsummer Murders, Already! 12 Other Cultural References Sure to Date You #146 Don’t Count Out Exact Change 9 Ways to Annoy Old #147–160 How Not to Act Old at a Wedding #161 Don’t Watch the Evening News #162 Stop All that Moving Around #163 Hold the Moo Goo Gai Pan Old Food/Young Food: 18 Culinary Comparisons #164 Shave the Soul Patch

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