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Автор: Сборник
Издательство: АСТ
Серия: Карманная библиотека (лучшее) (АСТ)
Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 2018
isbn: 978-5-17-111425-1
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      Морской генерал, желая не отстать, тут же приказал своему мичману поймать летящий якорь.

      – Есть! – сказал мичман и замертво ушел с якорем под воду.

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