НеФормат с Михаилом Задорновым. Михаил Задорнов. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Михаил Задорнов
Издательство: Центрполиграф
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 2017
isbn: 978-5-227-07679-3
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      «Фобос-Грунт» – российская автоматическая межпланетная станция, предназначенная для доставки образцов грунта со спутника Марса – Фобоса на Землю, 15 января 2012 года сгорела в плотных слоях земной атмосферы. Стоимость – около 5 миллиардов рублей. (Примеч. ред.)

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      Во время рекламных пауз Михаил и Максим, конечно, продолжали разговор обо всём, в том числе и о рекламе. Поэтому не удивляйтесь некоторой сбивчивости диалога и тем. (Примеч. ред)

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