Лечебный позитив. Приколы и анекдоты про врачей. Максим Клим. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

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Автор:	Максим Клим
Издательство:	Издательские решения
Серия:
Жанр произведения:	Медицина
Год издания:	0
isbn:	9785448567766

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задницы врача, пулей вылетает кот! Пробегает по ковру на стене, прыгает через телевизор и молниеносно исчезает под кроватью. Больной даже подскочил на кровати, все обитатели квартиры в неподдельном шоке тупо смотрят на врача! Врач смущенно: – Извините, я его просто не заметил. Хозяйка квартиры: – Мы думали, что наш кот совсем не ходит, уже третий год его в туалет на руках носим!

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