Юмористические рассказы. Первая часть. Геннадий Мещеряков. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Геннадий Мещеряков
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785448527005
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тебе, бабушка: и веселье может наскучить

      – Уговорил. Подожду умирать. Скреплю ступу обручем, разверну избушку к лесу задом вручную. Не пришел бы только Ванька Узенский. Такого в печку на лопате не бросишь.

      Попугай на подворье

      Вылетел попугай из форточки на подворье: «Ух, ты, научился он, наконец, открывать клетку». К нему подошел петух:

      – Ты откуда, горбоносый и зеленоперый?

      – Нашелся курносый, я хоть чистый, а ты в помете.

      – Посиди в курятнике, узнашь, скока куры мешанки склевывают.

      – У нас нижних не обкакивают.

      – Закон такой, куда денешься.

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