The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days.. Hubbard Elbert

1. A female fugitive from injustice. 2. Any lady who is a Post-Graduate in Love's Correspondence-School.

      Discontent: 1. Inertia on a strike. 2. The mainspring of progress. 3. The starting-point in every man's career.

      Disinherit: 1. The prankish action of the ghosts in cutting the pockets out of trousers. 2. To leave great sums of money to lawyers. 3. A method of insuring postmortem notoriety – and disappointment.

      Doubter: 1. One who picks his teeth, blows his nose on his napkin, and yawns at the Lord's table. 2. A good-for-nothing who does not knock before entering the bathroom of the Faithful.