Бедняк и Бездельник. 5 нелепых очерков. Симон Чередов

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      Примечания

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      Район в Омске, где я провёл своё детство. Это улицы, прилегающие к улице Труда: Лобкова, Стальского, Чайковского, Кучерявенко, Калинина.

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      Район в Омске, расположенный возле площади Серова. Это улицы Серова, Рождественского, Фёдора Крылова, Петра Ильичёва, Всеволода Иванова.

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      Пляж в районе Труда.

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      Компьютерная игра Half-Life Counter-Strike.

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