Афоризмы-размышлизмы. Валерий Николаевич Ковалев. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Валерий Николаевич Ковалев
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785447481483
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никто. А вот последнюю сволочь, знает каждый.

      У нас всегда есть то, что ни в какие ворота не лезет.

      В отличие от вертикали власти, народ у нас расположен горизонтально.

      Самые близкие звезды те, что на погонах (воен.)

      Почему у нас сановники не носят шапок? Они на них горят.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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