Шоб я так жил! Анекдоты из Одессы. Сэмэн Цыбулька. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Сэмэн Цыбулька
Издательство: ИД ""АРГУМЕНТЫ НЕДЕЛИ""
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Жанр произведения: Анекдоты
Год издания: 2015
isbn: 978-5-9905755-1-6
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сыночек мой, ты съел все пирожные, не думая о своей сестренке! – укоризненно говорит одна одесская мама.

      – Нет, мамочка, наоборот, я только о ней и думал, потому что боялся, что она придет раньше, чем я успею их съесть.

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      Одесса. Революция. Стук в дверь квартиры.

      Открывает женщина, на пороге два террориста.

      – Мы у вас в окне поставим пулемет.

      – Ставьте хоть пушку, но что скажут люди?

      У меня взрослая дочь, а из окна стреляют совершенно незнакомые мужчины!

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      По Одессе мчится мотогонщик. Его останавливает милиционер и спрашивает:

      – Ты почему без шлема?

      Мотогонщик с удивлением оборачивается назад и спрашивает:

      – Шлейма, ты что, упал?

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      Одесский дворик. Балкончики напротив. Тихий вечер.

      – Твой пришел?

      – Нет, чтоб он сдох, а твой?

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