Мое меню. Вильям Похлёбкин

блюдах, при взаимодействии продуктов, при разной степени и длительности нагревов, при разной влажности (в супах и в жарком), все эти проценты и соотношения их, естественно, изменяются, причем как, на сколько, неизвестно, ибо готовые блюда никакому анализу не подвергаются, особенно в домашней кухне. Тем самым вся эта игра с процентами теряет всякий смысл.

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       Между тем в советских санаториях и домах отдыха всегда измеряли результат отдыха или лечения – в килограммах, – взвешивая отдыхающих до и после пребывания. И люди хвастались, сколько они прибавили в весе, как они «поправились».

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