The Diary of a Nobody (Unabridged). George Grossmith

The gentleman, who said his name was Darwitts, insisted on escorting Carrie to have a glass of wine, an invitation which I was pleased to allow Carrie to accept.

      I followed, and met Farmerson, who immediately said, in his loud voice “Oh, are you the one who went down?”

      I answered with an indignant look.

      With execrable taste, he said: “Look here, old man, we are too old for this game. We must leave these capers to the youngsters. Come and have another glass, that is more in our line.”

      Although I felt I was buying his silence by accepting, we followed the others into the supper-room.

      Neither Carrie nor I, after our unfortunate mishap, felt inclined to stay longer. As we were departing, Farmerson said: “Are you going? if so, you might give me a lift.”

      I thought it better to consent, but wish I had first consulted Carrie.