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Автор: Herbert George Jenkins
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First Lord without an appointment. After a momentary pause the man indicated a desk on which lay some printed slips.

      "Will you please fill in your name, sir, and state your business."

      "State my business," exclaimed John Dene, "not on your life."

      "I'm afraid——" began the man.

      "Never mind what you're afraid of," said John Dene, "just you take my name up to the First Lord. Here, I'll write it down." Seizing a pen he wrote his name, "John Dene of Toronto," and then underneath, "I've come three thousand miles to tell you something; perhaps it's worth three minutes of your time to listen."

      "There, take that up and I'll wait," he said.

      The attendant read the message, then beckoning to another frock-coated servitor, he handed him the paper, at the same time whispering some instructions. John Dene looked about him with interest. He was frankly disappointed. He had conceived the administrative buildings of the greatest navy in the world as something grand and impressive; yet here was the British Admiralty with an entrance that would compare unfavourably with a second-rate hotel in Toronto.

      He turned suddenly and almost ran into a shifty-eyed little man in a grey tweed suit, who had entered the Admiralty a moment after him. The man apologised profusely as John Dene eyed him grimly. He had become aware of the man's interest in his colloquy with the attendant, and of the way in which he had endeavoured to catch sight of what was written on the slip of paper.

      John Dene proceeded to stride up and down with short, jerky steps, twirling his unlit cigar round in his mouth.

      "Excuse me, sir," said the attendant, approaching, "but smoking is not permitted."

      "That so?" remarked John Dene without interest, as he continued to roll his cigar in his mouth.

      "Your cigar, sir," continued the man.

      "It's out." John Dene still continued to look about him.

      The attendant retired nonplussed. The rule specifically referred to smoking, not to carrying unlit cigars in the mouth.

      At the end of five minutes, the attendant who had taken up John Dene's name returned, and whispered to the doorkeeper.

      "If you will follow the attendant, sir, he will take you to see Sir Lyster's secretary, Mr. Blair."

      "Mr.——" began John Dene, then breaking off he followed the man up the stairs, and along a corridor, at the end of which another frock-coated man appeared from a room with a small glass door. He in turn took charge of the visitor, having received his whispered instructions from the second attendant. John Dene was then shown into a large room with a central table, and requested to take a seat. He was still engaged in gazing about him when a door at the further end of the room opened and there entered a fair man, with an obvious stoop, a monocle, a heavy drooping moustache, and the nose of a duke in a novelette.

      "Mr. John Dene?" he asked, looking at the slip of paper in his hand.

      "Sure," was the response, as John Dene continued to twirl the cigar in his mouth, with him always a sign either of thought or of irritation.

      "You wish to see the First Lord?" continued the fair man. "I am his secretary. Will you give me some idea of your business?"

      "No, I won't," was the blunt response.

      Mr. Blair was momentarily disconcerted by the uncompromising nature of the retort, but quickly recovered himself.

      "I am afraid Sir Lyster is very busy this morning," he said, diplomatically. "If you——"

      "Look here," interrupted John Dene, "I've come three thousand miles to tell him something; if he hasn't time to listen, then I'll not waste my time; but before you decide to send me about my business, you just ring up the Agent-General for Can'da and ask who John Dene of T'ronto is; maybe you'll learn something."

      "But will you not give me some idea——" began the secretary.

      "No, I won't," was the obstinate reply. "Here," he cried with sudden inspiration, "give me some paper and a pen, and I'll write a note."

      Mr. Blair sighed his relief; he was a man of peace. He quickly supplied the caller's demands. Slowly he indited his letter; then, taking a case from his pocket, he extracted an envelope which he enclosed with the letter in another envelope, and finally addressed it to "The First Lord of the Admiralty."

      "Give him this," he said, turning to Mr. Blair, "and say I'm in a hurry."

      Nothing but a long line of ancestors prevented Mr. Blair from gasping. Instead he took the note with a diplomatic smile.

      "You wouldn't do for T'ronto," muttered John Dene as the First Lord's private secretary left the room. Two minutes later he returned.

      "Sir Lyster will see you, Mr. Dene," he said with a smile. "Will you come this way? I'm sorry if——"

      "Don't be sorry," said John Dene patiently; "you're just doing your job as best you can."

      Whilst John Dene was being led by Mr. Blair to the First Lord's private room, Sir Lyster was re-reading the astonishing note that had been sent in to him, which ran:

      "DEAR SIR—

      "I am John Dene of Toronto, I have come three thousand miles to tell you how to stop the German U-boats. If I do not succeed, you can give the enclosed £50,000 to the Red Cross.

      "Yours faithfully,

       "JOHN DENE."

      Sir Lyster Grayne was a man for whom tradition had its uses; but he never allowed it to dictate to him. The letter that had just been brought in was, he decided, written by a man of strong individuality, and the amazing offer it contained, to forfeit fifty thousand pounds, impressed him. These were strange and strenuous days, when every suggestion or invention must be examined and deliberated upon. Sir Lyster Grayne prided himself upon his open-mindedness; incidentally he had a wholesome fear of questions being asked in the House.

      As the door opened he rose and held out his hand. Sir Lyster always assumed a democratic air as a matter of political expediency.

      "Mr. Dene," he murmured, as he motioned his visitor to a seat.

      "Pleased to meet you," said John Dene as he shook hands, and then took the seat indicated. "Sorry to blow in on you like this," he continued, "but my business is important, and I've come three thousand miles about it."

      "So I understand," said Sir Lyster quietly.

      John Dene looked at him, and in that look summed him up as he had previously summed up his secretary. "You wouldn't do for T'ronto," was his unuttered verdict. John Dene "placed" a man irrevocably by determining whether or no he would do for Toronto.

      "First of all," said Sir Lyster, "I think I will return this," handing to John Dene the envelope containing the cheque for fifty thousand pounds.

      "I thought it would tickle you some," he remarked grimly as he replaced the cheque in his pocket-book; "but I'll cash in if I don't make good," he added. "You know anything about submarines?" he demanded; directness was John Dene's outstanding characteristic.

      "Er——" began the First Lord.

      "You don't," announced John Dene with conviction.

      "I'm afraid——" began Sir Lyster.

      "Then you'd better send for someone who does," was the uncompromising rejoinder.

      Sir Lyster looked at his visitor in surprise, hesitated a moment, then pressing a button said, as Mr. Blair appeared:

      "Will you ask Admiral Heyworth to come here immediately?" Mr. Blair retired. "Admiral Heyworth," explained Sir Lyster, "is the Admiralty authority on submarines."

      John Dene nodded. There was a pause.

      "Wouldn't you like to ring up the Agent-General for Can'da and find out who I am?" suggested John Dene.

      "I