Uncle Walt [Walt Mason], the Poet Philosopher. Walt Mason. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Walt Mason
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       The Cave Man

       Rudyard Kipling

       In Indiana

       The Colonel at Home

       The June Bride

       At The Theatre

       Club Day Dirge

       Washington

       Hours and Ponies

       The Optimist

       A Few Remarks

       Little Things

       The Umpire

       Sherlock Holmes

       The Sanctuary

       The Newspaper Graveyard

       My Lady's Hair

       The Sick Minstrel

       The Beggar

       Looking Forward

       The Depot Loafers

       The Foolish Husband

       Hallowe'en

       Rienzi to the Romans

       The Sorrel Colt

       Plutocrat and Poet

       Mail Order Clothes

       Evening

       They All Come Back

       The Cussing Habit

       John Bull

       An Oversight

       The Traveler

       Saturday Night

       Lady Nicotine

       Up-to-Date Serenade

       The Consumer

       Advice To A Damsel

       A New Year Vow

       The Stricken Toiler

       The Lawbooks

       Sleuths of Fiction

       Put It On Ice

       The Philanthropist

       Other Days

       The Passing Year

       Table of Contents

      Walt Mason's Prose Rhymes are read daily by approximately ten million readers.

      A newspaper service sells these rhymes to two hundred newspapers with a combined daily circulation of nearly five million, and assuming that five people read each newspaper—which is the number agreed upon by publicity experts—it may be called a fair guess to say that two out of every five readers of newspapers read Mr. Mason's poems.

      So the ten million daily readers is a reasonably accurate estimate. No other American verse-maker has such a daily audience.

      Walt Mason is, therefore, the Poet Laureate of the American Democracy. He is the voice of the people.

      Put to a vote, Walt would be elected to the Laureate's job, if he got a vote for each reader. And, generally speaking, men would vote as they read.

      The reason Walt Mason has such a large number of readers is because he says what the average man is thinking so that the average man can understand it.

      The philosophy of Walt Mason is the philosophy of America. Briefly it is this: The fiddler must be paid; if you don't care to pay, don't dance. In the meantime—grin and bear it, because you've got to bear it, and you might as well grin. But don't try to lie out of it. The Lord hates a cheerful liar.

      This is what the American likes to hear. For that is the American idea about the way the world is put together. So he reads Walt Mason night and morning and smiles and takes his knife and cuts out the piece and carries it in his vest pocket, or her handbag.

      It will interest the ten million readers of Walt Mason's rhymes to know that they are written in Emporia, Kansas, in the office