“Yes,” said Elinor, “you could see a man coming—or going: but, unless you were to make believe very strong, like the Marchioness, you could not make out who the man was.”
“What Marchioness?” said Phil. “I didn’t know you had anybody with a title about here. I say, Nell, it’s a very jolly view, but hideously dull for you, my pet, to have lived so long here.”
“I never found it in the least dull,” she said.
“Why, there is nothing to do! I suppose you read books, eh? That’s what you call amusing yourself. You ought to have made the old lady take you about a deal, abroad, and all over the place: but I expect you have never stood up for yourself a bit, Nell.”
“Don’t call mamma the old lady, Phil. She is not old, and far prettier than most people I know.”
“Well, she should have done it for herself. Might have picked up a good match, eh? a father-in-law that would have left you a pot of money. You don’t mean to say you wouldn’t have liked that?”
“Oh, Phil, Phil! I wish you could understand.”
“Well, well, I’ll let the old girl alone.” And then came the point at which Phil improved so much. “Tell me what you’ve been reading last,” he said. “I should like to know what you are thinking about, even if I don’t understand it myself. I say, Nell, who do you think that can be dashing so fast along the road?{vol. i_124}”
“It is the people at Reddown,” she said. “I know their white horses. They always dash along as if they were in the greatest hurry. Do you really want to know what I have been reading, Phil? though it is very little, I fear, because of the dressmakers and—all the other things.”
“You see,” he said, “when you have lots to do you can’t keep up with your books: which is the reason why I never pretend to read—I have no time.”
“You might find a little time. I have seen you look very much bored, and complain that there was nothing to do.”
“Never when you were there, Nell, that I’ll answer for—but of course there are times when a fellow isn’t doing anything much. What would you have me read? There’s always the Sporting and Dramatic, you know, the Pink ’un, and a few more.”
“Oh, Phil! you don’t call them literature, I hope.”
“I don’t know much about what you call literature. There’s Ruff, and Hoyle, and—I say, Nell, there’s a dog-cart going a pace! Who can that be, do you suppose?”
“I don’t know all the dog-carts about. I should think it was some one coming from the station.”
“Oh!” he said, and made a long pause. “Driving like that, if they don’t break their necks, they should be here in ten minutes or so.”
“Oh, not for twice that time—the road makes such a round—but there is no reason to suppose that any dog-cart from the station should be coming here.{vol. i_125}”
“Well, to return to the literature, as you call it. I suppose I shall have to get a lot of books for you to keep you amused—eh, Nell? even in the honeymoon.”
“We shall not have time to read very much if we are moving about all the time.”
“Not me, but you. I know what you’ll do. You’ll go and leave me planted, and run up-stairs to read your book. I’ve seen the Jew do it with some of her confounded novels that she’s always wanting to turn over to me.”
“But there are some novels that you would like to read, Phil.”
“Not a bit. Why, Nell, I know far better stories of fellows in our own set than any novel these writing men ever can put on paper: fellows, and women, too—stories that would make your hair stand on end, and that would make you die with laughing. You can’t think what lots I know. That cart would have been here by this time if it had been coming here, eh?”
“Oh, no, not yet—the road makes such a long round. Do you expect any one, Phil?”
“I don’t quite know; there’s something on at that confounded office of ours; everything, you know, has gone to smash. I didn’t think it well to say too much to the old lady last night. There’s been a regular row, and the manager’s absconded, and all turns on whether they can find some books. I shouldn’t wonder if one of the fellows came down here, if they find out where I am. I say, Nell, mind you back me up whatever I say.{vol. i_126}”
“But I can’t possibly know anything about it,” said Elinor, astonished.
“Never mind—about dates and that—if you don’t stand by me, there may be a fuss, and the wedding delayed. Remember that, my pet, the wedding delayed—that’s what I want to avoid. Now, come, Nell, let’s have another go about the books. All English, mind you. I won’t buy you any of the French rot. They’re too spicy for a little girl like you.”
“I don’t know what you mean, Phil. I hope you don’t think that I read nothing but novels,” Elinor said.
“Nothing but novels! Oh, if you go in for mathematics and that sort of thing, Nell! the novels are too deep for me. Don’t say poetry, if you love me. I could stand most things from you, Nell, you little darling—but, Nell, if you come spouting verses all the time——”
His look of horror made Elinor laugh. “You need not be afraid.