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       When time is ripe,— which will be suddenly,—

       I’ll steal to Glendower and Lord Mortimer;

       Where you and Douglas, and our powers at once,

       As I will fashion it, shall happily meet,

       To bear our fortunes in our own strong arms,

       Which now we hold at much uncertainty.

       NORTH.

       Farewell, good brother: we shall thrive, I trust.

       HOT.

       Uncle, adieu: O, let the hours be short,

       Till fields and blows and groans applaud our sport!

       [Exeunt.]

       ACT II.

       SCENE I. Rochester. An Inn-Yard.

       [Enter a Carrier with a lantern in his hand.]

       1. CAR.

       Heigh-ho! an’t be not four by the day, I’ll be hang’d:

       Charles’ wain is over the new chimney, and yet our horse’ not

       pack’d.—What, ostler!

       OST. [within.] Anon, anon.

       1. CAR. I pr’ythee, Tom, beat Cut’s saddle, put a few flocks in the point; the poor jade is wrung in the withers out of all cess.

       [Enter another Carrier.]

       2. CAR. Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and that is the next way to give poor jades the bots; this house is turned upside down since Robin ostler died.

       1. CAR. Poor fellow! never joyed since the price of oats rose; it was the death of him.

       2. CAR. I think this be the most villainous house in all London road for fleas: I am stung like a tench.

       1. CAR. Like a tench! by the Mass, there is ne’er a king in Christendom could be better bit than I have been since the first cock.—What,

       ostler! come away and be hang’d; come away.

       2. CAR. I have a gammon of bacon and two razes of ginger, to be delivered as far as Charing-cross.

       1. CAR. ‘Odsbody! the turkeys in my pannier are quite starved.—What, ostler! A plague on thee! hast thou never an eye in thy head? canst not hear? An ‘twere not as good a deed as drink to break the pate of thee, I am a very villain. Come, and be hang’d: hast no faith in thee?

       [Enter Gadshill.]

       GADS.

       Good morrow, carriers. What’s o’clock?

       1. CAR. I think it be two o’clock.

       GADS. I pr’ythee, lend me thy lantern, to see my gelding in the stable.

       1. CAR. Nay, soft, I pray ye; I know a trick worth two of that, i’faith.

       GADS.

       I pr’ythee, lend me thine.

       2. CAR. Ay, when? canst tell? Lend me thy lantern, quoth a? marry, I’ll see thee hang’d first.

       GADS.

       Sirrah carrier, what time do you mean to come to London?

       2. CAR.

       Time enough to go to bed with a candle, I warrant thee.—

       Come, neighbour Muggs, we’ll call up the gentlemen: they will

       along with company, for they have great charge.

       [Exeunt Carriers.]

       GADS.

       What, ho! chamberlain!

       CHAM.

       [Within.] At hand, quoth pick-purse.

       GADS. That’s even as fair as—at hand, quoth the chamberlain; for thou variest no more from picking of purses than giving direction doth from labouring; thou lay’st the plot how.

       [Enter Chamberlain.]

       CHAM. Good morrow, Master Gadshill. It holds current that I told you yesternight: there’s a franklin in the wild of Kent hath brought three hundred marks with him in gold: I heard him tell it to one of his company last night at supper; a kind of auditor; one that hath abundance of charge too, God knows what. They are up already, and call for eggs and butter; they will away presently.

       GADS. Sirrah, if they meet not with Saint Nicholas’ clerks, I’ll give thee this neck.

       CHAM.

       No, I’ll none of it: I pr’ythee, keep that for the hangman; for

       I know thou worshippest Saint Nicholas as truly as a man of

       falsehood may.

       GADS. What talkest thou to me of the hangman? if I hang, I’ll make a fat pair of gallows; for, if I hang, old Sir John hangs with me, and thou know’st he is no starveling. Tut! there are other Trojans that thou dreamest not of, the which, for sport-sake, are content to do the profession some grace; that would, if matters should be look’d into, for their own credit-sake, make all whole. I am joined with no foot land-rakers, no long-staff sixpenny strikers, none of these mad mustachio purple-hued malt-worms; but with nobility and tranquillity, burgomasters and great oneyers; such as can hold in, such as will strike sooner than speak, and speak sooner than drink, and drink sooner than pray: and yet, zwounds, I lie; for they pray continually to their saint, the Commonwealth; or, rather, not pray to her, but prey on her, for they ride up and down on her, and make her their boots.

       CHAM. What, the Commonwealth their boots? will she hold out water in foul way?

       GADS. She will, she will; justice hath liquor’d her. We steal as in a castle, cock-sure; we have the receipt of fernseed,—we walk invisible.

       CHAM. Nay, by my faith, I think you are more beholding to the night than to fernseed for your walking invisible.

       GADS.

       Give me thy hand: thou shalt have a share in our purchase, as

       I am a true man.

       CHAM.

       Nay, rather let me have it, as you are a false thief.

       GADS. Go to; homo is a common name to all men. Bid the ostler bring my gelding out of the stable. Farewell, you muddy knave.

       [Exeunt.]

       SCENE II. The Road by Gadshill.

       [Enter Prince Henry and Pointz; Bardolph and Peto at some distance.]

       POINTZ. Come, shelter, shelter: I have remov’d Falstaff’s horse, and he frets like a gumm’d velvet.

       PRINCE.

       Stand close.

       [They retire.]

       [Enter Falstaff.]

       FAL.

       Pointz! Pointz, and be hang’d! Pointz!

       PRINCE.

       [Coming forward.]

       Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!

       FAL.

       Where’s Pointz, Hal?

       PRINCE.

       He is walk’d up to the top of the hill: I’ll go seek him.

       [Retires.]

       FAL. I am accursed to rob in that thief’s company: the rascal hath removed my horse, and tied him I know not where. If I travel but four foot by the squire further a-foot, I shall break my wind. Well, I doubt not but to die a fair death for all this, if I ‘scape hanging for killing that rogue. I have forsworn his company hourly any time this two-and-twenty year, and yet I am bewitch’d with the rogue’s company. If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him, I’ll be hang’d; it could not be else: I have drunk medicines.— Pointz!—Hal!—a