First published in 2020 by Salamander Street Ltd.
Hope and Joy & The Return © Ellie Stewart, 2020
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ISBN: 9781913630027
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CONTENTS
The Return is a playful reimagining of real events surrounding a trial for imposture in 1560 in the South West of France. It is not faithful to any historical account of the events. I gratefully acknowledge as inspiration the writing of Natalie Zemon Davis (The Return of Martin Guerre, 1983) and Jean Coras (Arrest Memorable du parlement de Tolose, 1561).
Hope and Joy was written over several years. Winning the Tron Theatre Progressive Playwright Award was a key stage in its development.
Heartfelt thanks goes to the extended network of people who made the writing of these plays possible, and special thanks to Philip Howard and Caitlin Skinner for making exciting things happen.
Ellie Stewart, May 2020
Hope and Joy
a Pearlfisher and Stellar Quines commission
Hope and Joy, produced by Stellar Quines and Pearlfisher, was first performed on Friday 25 October 2019, Cumbernauld Theatre, before embarking on a Scottish tour.
| HOPE | Kim Gerard |
| JOY | Beth Marshall |
| MAGNUS | Ryan Havelin |
| Creative Team | |
| Director | Caitlin Skinner |
| Set and Costume Designer | Becky Minto |
| Lighting Designer | Emma Jones |
| Sound Designer | Susan Bear |
| Movement Director | Amy Kennedy |
| Movement Direction Mentor | Christine Devaney |
| Stage Manager | Sophie Wright |
Characters
HOPE
female (between 20 and 40)
JOY
female (between 40 and 60)
MAGNUS
male (age 16/17)
PART 1
The beating wings of a large bird increase in frequency and decrease in volume until it sounds like a foetal heartbeat.
***
Summer.
A room in a hospital.
HOPE is in labour. She’s in the middle of a contraction. She is groaning.
JOY is supporting her physically.
JOY: Keep moving. Keep breathing. You’re doing great.
A wee while. The contraction passes.
JOY: There you go. That’s better, isn’t it?
First time?
HOPE: Last.
JOY: They all say that.
Till the next time.
What are you having?
HOPE: What am I having?
JOY: Girl or boy?
HOPE: I don’t know. It’s … unexpected.
JOY: One night stand?
Beat.
HOPE: Kind of.
JOY: Pished were you?
HOPE: No!
Pause.
HOPE: It was …
I think there might be complications.
JOY looks at HOPE’s notes.
JOY: Nothing in your notes, Hope.
HOPE: No. I didn’t …
But I think it might be …
I don’t know what to expect.
JOY looks at the notes.
JOY: None of us knows what to expect.
Pause.
HOPE: The circumstances of conception were … unusual.
JOY: None of our business how the wean got in there. The main thing is, it gets out safe.
HOPE: I think it might be a wee bit unique.
JOY: Look, if you’ve got a medical history just write it in your notes.
JOY passes the notes to HOPE.
JOY: Write it in some kind of squiggly handwriting – makes it look like a Doctor’s.
HOPE: I can write my own notes?
JOY: Somebody has to. No one else has time. But do it quick before the next contraction.
Too late. The contraction has started.
JOY: Is the Father coming in?
HOPE breathing. Shakes her head.
JOY: Anyone you can call?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Girlfriend?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Mum?
HOPE groaning.
JOY: Pal?
The contraction is passing.
JOY: You won’t be long now. That’s my shift finished.
HOPE: What?
JOY: I don’t get overtime for this.
HOPE: But I don’t know what’s happening!
JOY: You must have some idea.
HOPE: No!
HOPE shakes her head.
JOY: From the telly?
HOPE: No.
JOY: You’ll be fine. There are four born every second. (Claps four times quickly.) Just like that.
HOPE: Not like this one.
JOY: You’ll be fine.
HOPE: When does the next midwife start?
JOY: Midwife?
They don’t call a midwife till you’re at least seven centimetres dilated.
If it all goes to plan you probably won’t even see a midwife.
HOPE: But you’re a midwife.