Movie Confidential. Andrew Schanie

a short, forced, scoffing laugh—the kind one would expect to hear when asking for ketchup at a fine steakhouse.

      “I am funny!”

      No segue; she goes right into her next rant.

      “Inanimate objects just ruin me. I can check into a hotel to do a one-night stand concert … and try to go into the closet to get my dress off a hanger and an absolutely strange, strange mind you … little wire hanger without one thing on it flies off from left field and hits me in the nose … A lot of people have hit me in the nose … I’ve got a kinda nice nose.”