But homeopaths have been very successful at marketing these ‘provings’ as valid scientific investigations. If you go to Boots the Chemist’s website, www.bootslearningstore.co.uk, for example, and take their 16-plus teaching module for children on alternative therapies, you will see, amongst the other gobbledegook about homeopathic remedies, that they are teaching how Hahnemann’s provings were ‘clinical trials’. This is not true, as you can now see, and that is not uncommon.
Hahnemann professed, and indeed recommended, complete ignorance of the physiological processes going on inside the body: he treated it as a black box, with medicines going in and effects coming out, and championed only empirical data, the effects of the medicine on symptoms (‘The totality of symptoms and circumstances observed in each individual case,’ he said, ‘is the one and only indication that can lead us to the choice of the remedy’).
This is the polar opposite of the ‘Medicine only treats the symptoms, we treat and understand the underlying cause’ rhetoric of modern alternative therapists. It’s also interesting to note, in these times of ‘natural is good’, that Hahnemann said nothing about homeopathy being ‘natural’, and promoted himself as a man of science.
Conventional medicine in Hahnemann’s time was obsessed with theory, and was hugely proud of basing its practice on a ‘rational’ understanding of anatomy and the workings of the body. Medical doctors in the eighteenth century sneeringly accused homeopaths of ‘mere empiricism’, an over-reliance on observations of people getting better. Now the tables are turned: today the medical profession is frequently happy to accept ignorance of the details of mechanism, as long as trial data shows that treatments are effective (we aim to abandon the ones that aren’t), whereas homeopaths rely exclusively on their exotic theories, and ignore the gigantic swathe of negative empirical evidence on their efficacy. It’s a small point, perhaps, but these subtle shifts in rhetoric and meaning can be revealing.
The dilution problem
Before we go any further into homeopathy, and look at whether it actually works or not, there is one central problem we need to get out of the way.
Most people know that homeopathic remedies are diluted to such an extent that there will be no molecules of it left in the dose you get. What you might not know is just how far these remedies are diluted. The typical homeopathic dilution is 30C: this means that the original substance has been diluted by one drop in a hundred, thirty times over. In the ‘What is homeopathy?’ section on the Society of Homeopaths’ website, the single largest organisation for homeopaths in the UK will tell you that ‘30C contains less than one part per million of the original substance.’
‘Less than one part per million’ is, I would say, something of an understatement: a 30C homeopathic preparation is a dilution of one in 10030, or rather 1060, or one followed by sixty zeroes. To avoid any misunderstandings, this is a dilution of one in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, or, to phrase it in the Society of Homeopaths’ terms, ‘one part per million million million million million million million million million million’. This is definitely ‘less than one part per million of the original substance’.
For perspective, there are only around 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 molecules of water in an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Imagine a sphere of water with a diameter of 150 million kilometres (the distance from the earth to the sun). It takes light eight minutes to travel that distance. Picture a sphere of water that size, with one molecule of a substance in it: that’s a 30C dilution.*
At a homeopathic dilution of 200C (you can buy much higher dilutions from any homeopathic supplier) the treating substance is diluted more than the total number of atoms in the universe, and by an enormously huge margin. To look at it another way, the universe contains about 3 × 1080 cubic metres of storage space (ideal for starting a family): if it was filled with water, and one molecule of active ingredient, this would make for a rather paltry 55C dilution.
We should remember, though, that the improbability of homeopaths’ claims for how their pills might work remains fairly inconsequential, and is not central to our main observation, which is that they work no better than placebo. We do not know how general anaesthetics work, but we know that they do work, and we use them despite our ignorance of the mechanism. I myself have cut deep into a man’s abdomen and rummaged around his intestines in an operating theatre—heavily supervised, I hasten to add—while he was knocked out by anaesthetics, and the gaps in our knowledge regarding their mode of action didn’t bother either me or the patient at the time.
Moreover, at the time that homeopathy was first devised by Hahnemann, nobody even knew that these problems existed, because the Italian physicist Amadeo Avogadro and his successors hadn’t yet worked out how many molecules there are in a given amount of a given substance, let alone how many atoms there are in the universe. We didn’t even really know what atoms were.
How have homeopaths dealt with the arrival of this new knowledge? By saying that the absent molecules are irrelevant, because ‘water has a memory’. This sounds feasible if you think of a bath, or a test tube full of water. But if you think, at the most basic level, about the scale of these objects, a tiny water molecule isn’t going to be deformed by an enormous arnica molecule, and be left with a ‘suggestive dent’, which is how many homeopaths seem to picture the process. A pea-sized lump of putty cannot take an impression of the surface of your sofa.
Physicists have studied the structure of water very intensively for many decades, and while it is true that water molecules will form structures round a molecule dissolved in them at room temperature, the everyday random motion of water molecules means that these structures are very short-lived, with lifetimes measured in picoseconds, or even less. This is a very restrictive shelf life.
Homeopaths will sometimes pull out anomalous results from physics experiments and suggest that these prove the efficacy of homeopathy. They have fascinating flaws which can be read about elsewhere (frequently the homeopathic substance—which is found on hugely sensitive lab tests to be subtly different from a non-homeopathic dilution—has been prepared in a completely different way, from different stock ingredients, which is then detected by exquisitely sensitive lab equipment). As a ready shorthand, it’s also worth noting that the American magician and ‘debunker’ James Randi has offered a $1 million prize to anyone demonstrating ‘anomalous claims’ under laboratory conditions, and has specifically stated that anyone could win it by reliably distinguishing a homeopathic preparation from a non-homeopathic one using any method they wish. This $1 million bounty remains unclaimed.
Even if taken at face value, the ‘memory of water’ claim has large conceptual holes, and most of them you can work out for yourself. If water has a memory, as homeopaths claim, and a one in 1060 dilution is fine, then by now all water must surely be a health-giving homeopathic dilution of all the molecules in the world. Water has been sloshing around the globe for a very long time, after all, and the water in my very body as I sit here typing away in London has already been through plenty of other people’s bodies before mine. Maybe some of the water molecules sitting in my fingers as I type this sentence are currently in your eyeball. Maybe some of the water molecules fleshing out my neurons as I decide whether to write ‘wee’ or ‘urine’ in this sentence are now in the Queen’s bladder (God bless her): water is a great leveller, it gets about. Just look at clouds.
How does a water molecule know to forget every other molecule it’s seen before? How does it know to treat my bruise with its memory of arnica, rather than a memory of Isaac Asimov’s faeces? I wrote this in the newspaper once, and a homeopath complained to the Press Complaints Commission. It’s not about the dilution, he said: it’s the succussion. You have to bang the flask of water briskly ten times on a leather