Those were her usual haunts when she came to town, but Operation Orgasm wasn’t going to leave her much time for those pursuits. “Nah, no plans per se,” Samantha said evasively, unwilling to meet his gaze lest he discover her true intentions. Which was ridiculous. Why did she care if he knew what she was about? He’d never hesitated to share his plans about women with her. He’d always been heartbreakingly honest about his lovers.
Samantha moved to the foot of the bed, opened a suitcase and fished her bikini from one of the front pockets. She tossed it on the bed, then dug around for her sunblock. Unless she wanted to fry and freckle, she had to cover herself in SPF thirty-five. She was fair complexioned, but could turn sort of peachy if she played her cards right. She’d primed her skin last week with a few trips to the tanning bed, so hopefully she wouldn’t burn.
She could feel Hank’s gaze on her, could feel him studying her, checking for a secret via retinal scrutiny. “When you say per se…just exactly what do you mean?”
Where the hell was her sunblock, Samantha wondered, growing slightly annoyed. She knew she’d packed it. Remembered shoving it into the bag. She pilfered around a little more, nudged various items aside. Exasperated, she jerked a couple of magazines and small boxes out of the pocket, absently set them aside. Honestly, this was ridiculous. She knew she’d packed the damned—
Hank’s wicked chuckle interrupted her irritating quest. Something about that laugh made her spine prickle with foreboding.
When she looked up, he held her bikini bottoms in one hand and a box of glow-in-the-dark extra-large condoms in the other. “Care to explain?” he asked.
Though she longed for the floor to open up and swallow her—knew that her cheeks were blazing with embarrassment—Samantha managed to force a smile, lifted her shoulders in an exaggerated shrug and huffed a dramatic sigh. “Well, if I need to, I will. Though I must confess I would have thought that a man your age would have a general idea of what condoms were used for. In fact, I distinctly remember you carrying one in your wallet back—”
He smirked. “Cute. But that’s not what I meant.” His eyes narrowed and he twirled her bikini bottoms around his index finger. “Since when are you packing enough rubbers to outfit the defensive line at the state college?”
Samantha straightened and calmly snatched her prophylactics from his unsuspecting hand, then shoved them back into her suitcase. She requisitioned her bikini bottoms as well, then grabbed the top.
“Since I started having sex,” she replied, mildly annoyed at his somewhat shocked look. He didn’t have to look so damned dumbfounded, like the idea of her having sex—or anyone wanting to have sex with her—was out of the scope of his imagination. It undermined her confidence.
“Since you started having sex?” he asked slowly. His voice had developed a dry rasp and that smug smile he’d worn just a second ago had cap-sized. His eyes suddenly widened in horrified understanding. “My God, you’re trolling, aren’t you? You’re—”
“And I’ve got more than enough to outfit the defensive line at state college, smart ass—I have enough for the offensive line and special teams as well.” She smiled. “Just let me know if you need to borrow any. Of course, I only carry extra-large—” she purposely let her gaze drop to the front of his shorts “—so they might not fit.”
His jaw went comically slack.
Samantha grinned, heartened by his stunned expression. “As for trolling—” she shrugged lazily “—I might throw out a line or two. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to change.”
THERE WASN’T ANY “GOING TO” about it, Hank thought as he covertly watched Samantha entertain a host of bastards—all of them on pussy patrol, by the looks of them—at her table by the pool.
She had changed.
The Samantha he’d known all of his life would have never had the nerve to wear that bikini—honestly, she might as well be naked for everything that it covered, which was precious little, Hank thought feeling a smidge light-headed as he watched her peachy breasts nearly tumble out of the satiny push-up cups. One more sexy laugh like that, and that top was going to go, Hank thought ominously. His mouth watered at the mere thought.
After the Great Condom Discovery, Hank had decided to station himself by the pool and keep an eye out on her. Obviously she’d decided to cast out more than a line or two, he thought grimly—she’d lowered a sizable net.
Samantha McCafferty had to be one of the most practical, sensible women he’d ever known—she wouldn’t have packed a damned arsenal of rubbers unless she fully intended to use them.
She was going to have sex.
Had been having sex.
The mere idea set his teeth on edge, made his skin itch, made his brain feel entirely too small for his skull. The physical changes combined with the condoms and a couple of headlines he’d read from the magazines she’d pulled out of her suitcase—“Getting Lucky—Tips From The Pros” and “The Big O—How To Make Your Lover Go From A Dud to a Stud”—had led him to the unhappy conclusion that she planned to take a lover this week. A tic formed near his left eye.
No wonder she’d been so upset about not having her room, Hank thought. Evidently she’d gone to a lot of trouble to plan this vacation sex-fest and Tina’s screwup had mucked up her carefully laid plans.
God bless Tina, Hank thought, vastly relieved. For once, her ineptness had worked in his favor.
Hank realized that Samantha was an adult and should have the freedom to conduct her life in any way that she saw fit…but he didn’t care. Crass? Obnoxious? Selfish? Politically incorrect? All of the above. But he still didn’t care. The only thing he cared about at present was stopping her. There was no way in hell he’d be able to stand idly by and watch her waltz off into the sunset with some other guy. For reasons he had no intention of exploring, the idea of any man touching her made a hot, red haze swim before his eyes, made his stomach cramp with an emotion mortifyingly like jealousy. Made him want to hurl chairs into the pool and beat the living hell out of someone. His eyes narrowed. The guys currently swarming around her like a hive of horny bees, stingers at the ready, looked like perfect targets.
This was horrible. That first premonition of dread he’d experienced had morphed into a sickening ulcer in the pit of his stomach. Keeping this secret attraction under control would be hard enough in normal circumstances, but when he factored in her being in his room, that delightful new figure, and her obvious intentions for the week, he had to forcibly quell the urge to tear out his hair.
Furthermore—and it really ate at him to admit it—but if she’d gone to all the trouble to plan a seduction, why hadn’t she decided to seduce him? Hank wondered, unreasonably irritated. Why hadn’t she considered him as a possible candidate? A potential lover?
He stilled and swore hotly.
Which was the exact opposite of what he should have been thinking. A seduction would ruin everything, was the exact scenario he’d worked so hard to avoid. And it had been hard, dammit. Harder than she would ever know. But it would be the end of a lifelong friendship—one he valued tremendously—because nothing changed the dynamic of a relationship quicker than sex.
No matter how much he suffered through the grip of this unholy attraction, he had to keep that in mind. Did he want her? More than his next breath. Had wanted her for years. And in this case, he’d wanted her before he realized who she was, and to his extreme discomfort and ceaseless irritation, wanted her more now than ever.
Her tinkling laughter drifted to him on the salty afternoon breeze and he paused to look at her. A curious ache settled in his chest. The wind sent a long curl brushing along her creamy cheek and she wore a smile of absolute delight. He couldn’t see those pale green eyes behind her trendy sunglasses, but knew they’d be crinkled at the corners and glinting with a humor that seemed to literally light her up. She’d always been like that, Hank thought. Infectiously