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Автор: Ким Харрисон
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isbn: 9780007301874
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in the chair beside her. “I have to help Sara Jane.”

      She looked away. “Then I’m going out to Piscary’s with you,” she said, her voice holding a thin memory of its usual strength.

      I clutched my arms about myself, one hand rubbing the faint scar on my neck until I realized I was unconsciously doing it to feel it tingle. “I was hoping you would,” I said as I forced my hand down.

      She gave me a frightened, worried smile and turned away.

       Six

      Pixy children swarmed around Glenn as he sat at the kitchen table as far from Ivy as he could without looking obvious about it. Jenks’s kids seemed to have taken an unusual liking to the FIB detective, and Ivy, sitting before her computer, was trying to ignore the noise and darting shapes. She gave me the impression of a cat sleeping before a bird feeder, seemingly ignoring everything but very aware if a bird should make a mistake and get too close. Everyone was overlooking that we had nearly had an incident, and my feelings for being saddled with Glenn had waned from dislike to a mild annoyance at his new, and unexpected, tact.

      Using a diabetic syringe, I injected a sleepy-time potion into the last of the thin-walled, blue paint balls. It was after seven. I didn’t like leaving the kitchen a mess, but I had to make these little gems up special, and there was no way I would go out to meet Sara Jane at a strange apartment unarmed. No need to make it that easy for Trent, I thought as I took off my protective gloves and tossed them aside.

      From the nested bowls under the counter I pulled out my gun. I had originally kept it in a vat hanging over the island counter, until Ivy pointed out I’d have to put myself in plain sight to reach it. Keeping it at crawling height was better. Glenn perked up at the sound of iron hitting the counter, waving the chattering, green-clad adolescent pixy girls off his hand.

      “You shouldn’t keep a weapon out like that,” he said scornfully. “Do you have any idea how many children are killed a year because of stupid stunts like that?”

      “Relax, Mr. FIB Officer,” I said as I wiped the reservoir out. “No one has died from a paint ball yet.”

      “Paint ball?” he questioned. Then he turned condescending. “Playing dress-up, are we?”

      My brow furrowed. I liked my mini splat gun. It felt nice in my hand, heavy and reassuring despite its palm size. Even with its cherry red color, people generally didn’t recognize it for what it was and assumed I was packing. Best of all, I didn’t need a license for it.

      Peeved, I shook a pinky-nail-sized red ball out from the box resting on the shelf above my charms. I dropped it in the chamber. “Ivy,” I said, and she looked up from her monitor, no expression on her perfect, oval face. “Tag.”

      She went back to her screen, her head shifting slightly. The pixy children squealed and scattered, flowing out of the window and into the dark garden to leave shimmering trails of pixy dust and the memory of their voices. Slowly the sound of crickets came in to replace them.

      Ivy wasn’t the type of roommate who liked to play Parcheesi, and the one time I sat with her on the couch and watched Rush Hour, I had unwittingly triggered her vamp instincts and nearly got bitten during the last fight scene as my body temp rose and the smell of our scents mingling hit her hard. So now, with the exception of our carefully orchestrated sparing sessions, we generally did things with lots of space between us. Her dodging my splat balls gave her a good workout and improved my aim.

      It was even better at midnight in the graveyard.

      Glenn ran a hand over his close-cut beard, waiting. It was clear something was going to happen, he just didn’t know what. Ignoring him, I set the splat gun on the counter and started to clean up the mess I’d made in the sink. My pulse increased and tension made my fingers ache. Ivy continued to shop on the net, the clicks of her mouse sounding loud. She reached for a pencil as something got her attention.

      Snatching the gun, I spun and pulled the trigger. The puff of sound sent a thrill through me. Ivy leaned to the right. Her free hand came up to intercept the ball of water. It hit her hand with a sharp splat, breaking to soak her palm. She never looked up from her monitor as she shook the water from her hand and read the caption under the casket pillows. Christmas was three months away, and I knew she was stumped as to what to get her mother.

      Glenn had stood at the sound of the gun, his hand atop his holster. His face slack, he alternated his gaze between Ivy and me. I tossed him the splat gun, and he caught it. Anything to get his hand away from his pistol. “If that had been a sleepy-time potion,” I said smugly, “she’d be out cold.”

      I handed Ivy the roll of paper towels we kept on the island counter for just this reason, and she nonchalantly wiped her hand off and continued to shop.

      Head bowed, Glenn eyed the paint-ball gun. I knew he was feeling the weight of it, realizing it wasn’t a toy. He walked to me and handed it back. “They ought to make you license these things,” he said as it filled my grip.

      “Yeah,” I agreed lightly. “They should.”

      I felt him watching as I loaded it with my seven potions. Not many witches used potions, not because they were outrageously expensive and lasted only about a week uninvoked, but because you needed to get a good soaking in saltwater to break them. It was messy and took a heck of a lot of salt. Satisfied that I’d made my point, I tucked the loaded splat gun into the small of my back and put on my leather jacket to cover it. I kicked off my pink slippers and padded into the living room for my vamp-made boots by the back door. “Ready to go?” I asked as I leaned against the wall in the hallway and put them on. “You’re driving.”

      Glenn’s tall shape appeared in the archway, dark fingers expertly tying his tie. “You’re going like that?”

      Brow furrowing, I looked down at my red blouse, black skirt, nylons, and ankle-high boots. “Something wrong with what I’ve got on?”

      Ivy made a rude snort from her computer. Glenn glanced at her, then me. “Never mind,” he said flatly. He snuggled his tie tight to make him look polished and professional. “Let’s go.”

      “No,” I said, getting in his face. “I want to know what you think I should put on. One of those polyester sacks you make your female FIB officers wear? There’s a reason Rose is so uptight, and it has nothing to do with her having no walls or her chair having a broken caster!”

      Face hard, Glenn sidestepped me and headed up the hallway. Grabbing my bag, I acknowledged Ivy’s preoccupied wave good-bye and strode after him. He took up almost the entire width of the hall as he walked and put his arms into his suit’s jacket at the same time. The sound of the lining rubbing against his shirt was a soft hush over the noise of his hard-soled shoes on the floorboards.

      I kept to my cold silence as Glenn drove us out of the Hollows and back across the bridge. It would have been nice had Jenks come with us, but Sara Jane said something about a cat, and he prudently decided to stay home.

      The sun was long down and traffic had thickened. The lights from Cincinnati looked nice from the bridge, and I felt a flash of amusement as I realized Glenn was driving at the head of a pack of cars too wary to pass him. Even the FIB’s unmarked vehicles were obvious. Slowly my mood eased. I cracked the window to dilute the smell of cinnamon, and Glenn flipped the heater on. The perfume didn’t smell as nice anymore, now that it had failed me.

      Dan’s apartment was a town house: tidy, clean, and gated. Not too far from the university. Good access to the freeway. It looked expensive, but if he was taking classes at the university, he could probably swing it just fine. Glenn pulled into the reserved spot with Dan’s house number on it and cut the engine. The porch light was off and the drapes were pulled. A cat was sitting on the second-story balcony railing, its eyes glowing as it watched us.

      Saying nothing, Glenn reached under the seat and moved it back. Closing his eyes, he