THE FIRST OFFICIAL MEETING of their partnership was convened outside the Kramler Building, in a nimbus compounded of the boys’ exhalations and of subterranean steam purling up from a grate in the pavement.
“This is good,” Joe said.
“I know.”
“He said yes,” Joe reminded his cousin, who stood patting idly with one hand at the front of his overcoat and a panicked expression on his face, as though worried that he had left something important behind in Anapol’s office.
“Yes, he did. He said yes.”
“Sammy.” Joe reached out and grabbed Sammy’s wandering hand, arresting it in its search of his pockets and collar and tie. “This is good.”
“Yes, this is good, god damn it. I just hope to God we can do it.”
Joe let go of Sammy’s hand, shocked by this expression of sudden doubt. He had been completely taken in by Sammy’s bold application of the Science of Opportunity. The whole morning, the rattling ride through the flickering darkness under the East River, the updraft of Klaxons and rising office blocks that had carried them out of the subway station, the ten thousand men and women who immediately surrounded them, the ringing telephones and gum-snapping chitchat of the clerks and secretaries in Sheldon Anapol’s office, the sly and harried bulk of Anapol himself, the talk of sales figures and competition and cashing in big, all this had conformed so closely to Joe’s movie-derived notions of life in America that if an airplane were now to land on Twenty-fifth Street and disgorge a dozen bathing-suit-clad Fairies of Democracy come to award him the presidency of General Motors, a contract with Warner Bros., and a penthouse on Fifth Avenue with a swimming pool in the living room, he would have greeted this, too, with the same dreamlike unsurprise. It had not occurred to him until now to consider that his cousin’s display of bold entrepreneurial confidence might have been entirely bluff, that it was 8°C and he had neither hat nor gloves, that his stomach was as empty as his billfold, and that he and Sammy were nothing more than a couple of callow young men in thrall to a rash and dubious promise.
“But I have belief in you,” Joe said. “I trust you.”
“That’s good to hear.”
“I mean it.”
“I wish I knew why.”
“Because,” said Joe. “I don’t have any choice.”
“Oh ho.”
“I need money,” Joe said, and then tried adding, “god damn it.”
“Money.” The word seemed to have a restorative effect on Sammy, snapping him out of his daze. “Right. Okay. First of all, we need horses.”
“Horses?”
“Arms. Guys.”
“Artists.”
“How about we just call them ‘guys’ for right now?”
“Do you know where we can find some?”
Sammy thought for a moment. “I believe I do,” he said. “Come on.”
They set off in a direction that Joe decided was probably west. As they walked Sammy seemed to get lost quickly in his own reflections. Joe tried to imagine the train of his cousin’s thoughts, but the particulars of the task at hand were not clear to him, and after a while he gave up and just kept pace. Sammy’s gait was deliberate and crooked, and Joe found it a challenge to keep from getting ahead. There was a humming sound everywhere that he attributed first to the circulation of his own blood in his ears before he realized that it was the sound produced by Twenty-fifth Street itself, by a hundred sewing machines in a sweatshop overhead, exhaust grilles at the back of a warehouse, the trains rolling deep beneath the black surface of the street. Joe gave up trying to think like, trust, or believe in his cousin and just walked, head abuzz, toward the Hudson River, stunned by the novelty of exile.
“Who is he?” Sammy said at last, as they were crossing a broad street which a sign identified, improbably somehow, as Sixth Avenue. Sixth Avenue! The Hudson River!
“Who is he,” Joe said.
“Who is he, and what does he do?”
“He flies.”
Sammy shook his head. “Superman flies.”
“So ours does not?”
“I just think I’d …”
“To be original.”
“If we can. Try to do it without flying, at least. No flying, no strength of a hundred men, no bulletproof skin.”
“Okay,” Joe said. The humming seemed to recede a little. “And some others, they do what?”
“Well, Batman—”
“He flies, like a bat.”
“No, he doesn’t fly.”
“But he is blind.”
“No, he only dresses like a bat. He has no batlike qualities at all. He uses his fists.”
“That sounds dull.”
“Actually, it’s spooky. You’d like it.”
“Maybe another animal.”
“Uh, well, yeah. Okay. A hawk. Hawkman.”
“Hawk, yes, okay. But that one must fly.”
“Yeah, you’re right. Scratch the bird family. The, uh, the Fox. The Shark.”
“A swimming one.”
“Maybe a swimming one. Actually, no, I know a guy works in the Chesler shop, he said they’re already doing a guy who swims. For Timely.”
“A lion?”
“Lion. The Lion. Lionman.”
“He could be strong. He roars very loud.”
“He has a super roar.”
“It strikes fear.”
“It breaks dishes.”
“The bad guys go deaf.”
They laughed. Joe stopped laughing.
“I think we have to be serious,” he said.
“You’re right,” said Sammy. “The Lion, I don’t know. Lions are lazy. How about the Tiger. Tigerman. No, no. Tigers are killers. Shit. Let’s see.”
They began to go through the rolls of the animal kingdom, concentrating naturally on the predators: Catman, Wolfman, the Owl, the Panther, the Black Bear. They considered the primates: the Monkey, Gorillaman, the Gibbon, the Ape, the Mandrill with his multicolored wonder ass that he used to bedazzle opponents.
“Be serious,” Joe chided again.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Look, forget animals. Everybody’s going to be thinking of animals. In two months, I’m telling you, by the time our guy hits the stands, there’s going to be guys running around dressed like every damn animal in the zoo. Birds. Bugs. Underwater guys. And I’ll bet you anything there’s going to be five guys who are really strong, and invulnerable, and can fly.”
“If he goes as fast as the light,” Joe suggested.
“Yeah, I guess it’s good to be fast.”
“Or if he can make a thing burn up. If he can—listen! If he can, you know. Shoot the fire, with his eyes!”
“His eyeballs would melt.”
“Then with his hands. Or, yes,