First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2019
Published in this ebook edition in 2019
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Source ISBN: 9780008276508
Ebook Edition © March 2019 ISBN: 9780008276515
Version: 2019-05-24
To Jacob, Dylan and Nicky
Contents
Chapter 1: Identify Your Justification: Why Bother?
Chapter 2: Exercise Caution Around Naked Flames
Chapter 3: Remember: There’s No ‘I’ in ‘Team’ But There is in ‘Win’
Chapter 4: Does Robbing a Bank Suit Your Needs?
Chapter 5: There’s Such a Thing as Being Over-prepared
Chapter 6: Ensure Your Target Ticks All the Boxes
Chapter 7: Anything That Can Go Wrong, Will Go Wrong
Chapter 8: Be Prepared to Use Your Imagination
Chapter 9: ‘Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No Matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better.’ Samuel Beckett
Chapter 10: Use Technology to Your Advantage
Chapter 11: Do Your Best to Avoid Violence
Chapter 12: Get Your Hands Dirty
Chapter 13: Robbing a Bank is Like Riding a Horse
Chapter 15: Remain Focused, No Matter What
Chapter 16: Do Your Homework (Scout the Location)
Chapter 17: Short-term Pain for Long-term Gain
Chapter 18: Nothing is Free, Not Even Stolen Money
Chapter 19: A Good Thief is a Good Actor
Chapter 20: Take Care of the Present and the Future Will Look After Itself
Chapter 21: Remember: Everybody Makes Mistakes
Chapter 22: Breaking the Law Isn’t Fun
Chapter 23: Avoid Mixing Business with Pleasure
Chapter 24: Don’t Cry Over Spilt Milk
Chapter 25: Nobody Said Robbing a Bank was Easy
Chapter 26: It’s Better to Fail Before, Rather Than During, a Crime
Chapter 27: You Don’t Want to End Up Locked Away
Chapter 28: Never Be Too Proud to Ask for Help
Chapter 29: Expect to Fail and You Won’t Be Disappointed
Chapter 30: The Darkest Point of the Night Comes Before Sunrise (or something like that)