After giving the matter some serious thought, Justin came up with an address, and we all piled into the Volvo—Justin, Gillian and me. I recall a few curious glances from the groundskeepers when I opened the passenger door, flipped the seat forward so Gillian could climb in back and waited until Justin was settled up front.
I smiled and waved to the spectators.
The smile faded as I drove out of the cemetery, though.
I was busy trying to solve the great cosmic mysteries—life, death, the time-space continuum.
No Damn Fool’s Guide on that.
As it turned out, Justin lived—or had lived—in a modest, one-story rancher in one of the city’s many housing developments. I swear, every time I leave town, another one springs up. There were lights in the windows of the stucco house with the requisite red tile roof, though the shades were drawn, and an old collie lay curled up on the small concrete porch.
When we came to a stop at the curb, the dog got up and gave a halfhearted woof.
“Justin?” I said.
“Yeah?”
“This is your folks’ place, right?”
“It’s home,” he answered affably. Instead of opening the car door and getting out, he’d simply teleported himself to the sidewalk, leaning to speak to me through the open window on my side. The collie tottered slowly down the front steps. Its coat was thinning, and I saw lots of gray in it. “My mom lives here. My dad left a long time ago.”
Hope stirred. If his dad was dead, he might come looking for Justin, show him the way to the other side. He was sure taking his sweet time doing it, though.
“Your dad passed away?”
Justin shook his head. “No. He just decided he didn’t want to support a family.”
My spirits, already low, plummeted. I blinked a couple of times.
“Your mom...” I paused, swallowed, wanting to cry. Was the kid expecting a welcome-home party? “She probably won’t be able to see you, Justin.”
Justin nodded. “I know,” he said. “I just want to be where she is. See my old room and stuff. I couldn’t figure out how to get back here, that’s all.”
The dog was near now, and it made a little whimpering sound that must have been recognition, then toddled over to nuzzle the back of Justin’s hand.
“Hey,” he said. “Pepper can see me.”
“Not uncommon,” I told him, drawing on my enormous store of knowledge about the ins and outs of the afterlife. “Animals have special sensitivities.” I paused, gulped. “You’ll be okay, then?”
Justin grinned, and I had a sudden, piercing awareness of just how much his mother probably missed him. If I’d had the guts, I’d have knocked on her front door and told her straight out that her son was still around. That he still cared, still wanted to be close to her.
But I didn’t.
“What’s your name?” Justin asked after leaning down to pet the dog. “In case I need to contact you, or something?”
“Mojo Sheepshanks,” I said after briefly considering, I’m ashamed to admit, making up an alias.
“No shit?” he marveled. He stooped again, signed what was most likely a goodbye to Gillian and turned to walk away.
I sat at the curb watching as he and the dog, Pepper, headed for the house.
The front door opened, and a woman appeared on the threshold. I couldn’t make out her features, but her voice was nice.
“There you are, Pepper,” she called. “Come on inside now. Time for supper.”
She obviously didn’t see Justin, but he slipped past her, with Pepper, before she shut the door.
A lump formed in my throat.
The living-room drapes parted, and Justin’s mother looked out at me.
Strange car in the neighborhood.
Not a good thing.
I shoved the car into gear and drove away.
Gillian, meanwhile, had moved to the front seat.
“I’m sorry, but I’m not getting a dog,” I told her in a rush of words, careful to turn my face in her direction. “I live in my sister’s guesthouse. She’d have a fit.”
In that moment I was filled with a sudden and fierce yearning for my apartment. All right, I’d almost been murdered there. But it was my place, just the same. I could have a dog if I wanted. I could eat tamale pie for three days without feeling guilty—though stealing it would be trickier.
Did I mention that I never deliberately cook?
We made a detour, Gillian and I, and I zipped into a megabookstore to look for a Damn Fool’s Guide to Sign Language. Sure enough, there was one, complete with the hand alphabet and lots of illustrations. Inspired, I grabbed a second volume from the series, this one on popularity.
I was only a little embarrassed to buy a book that had probably been written for grossly overweight computer nerds and aspiring middle-school cheerleaders, but, hell, there wasn’t anything else for the socially challenged.
Back at Greer’s place, I led Gillian to the guesthouse, and she immediately plunked down on the couch. No orange velour here—Greer’s furniture was all decorator approved. True to my word, I brought the TV down out of the ceiling and cruised the channels until I found a cartoon.
Gillian was instantly engrossed.
I studied her ballerina outfit. If I bought her some clothes at Walmart in the morning, I wondered, would she be able to wear them?
Nick, my ex-husband, had always shown up in the suit he was buried in. I had a feeling ghosts didn’t have extensive wardrobes. Still, it was worth a try.
Gillian’s leotard, tights and tutu were bedraggled, and she was still wearing just the one slipper. It haunted me, that missing slipper.
I wanted to cry every time I looked at her.
Which wasn’t about the outfit, I know, but I needed to do something.
While Gillian watched TV, I brewed a pot of tea and sat down at my kitchen table to study The Damn Fool’s Guide to Sign Language.
After two hours I knew how to say, “The cow is brown” and ask for directions to the nearest restroom.
Not very impressive, I know. But it was a start.
When I finally went to bed Gillian was still sitting on the couch, staring blindly at the TV screen.
GILLIAN WAS GONE when I got up the next morning, and the TV was still on. Closed-captioned dialogue streamed across the screen.
I sighed. Picked up the remote and switched to a news channel, clicking off the subtitle feature.
This was an act of courage. Because of my last excellent adventure, I’d been all over the media for days. That’s what happens, I guess, when you suddenly remember who killed your parents when you were five years old, and the guilty parties try to shut you up before you can spill the proverbial beans.
That was last week, I told myself, but it wasn’t much consolation.
The talking heads were prattling about obesity in children, and I regarded that as a positive sign. Nothing bombed, nothing hijacked. A slow news day is a good news day.
Trying to decide whether I ought to go to