‘You ’ave plenty dress inna your wardrobe – wha’ is wrong wid dem?’
‘Nutten. But I’ve ’ad dem from time an’ I wanna wear somet’ing different for once.’
‘Waan dis, waan dat. You always waan somet’ing. Electric bill affe pay nex’ week but you nuh worry ’bout dat.’
‘I haven’t asked you money for clothes for long time. Anybody t’ink me ask you every week.’
‘Why don’t you find ah nice gentleman fe buy dem t’ings der.’
‘Cah men don’t give somet’ing fe nutten.’
‘You say dat cos you mixed inna de wrong crowd. Pure rude bwai you ah deal wid.’
‘What d’you expect! Dis is SW9 not SW1. No gentlemen ’round dese sides.’
‘You would meet some nice gentlemen if you gwarn ah church wid Auntie Jenny.’
‘Dem man who go Auntie Jenny’s church – most of dem go raving on a Saturday night. Besides, why should I go to Auntie Jenny’s church when you never go?’
Hortense rested her ironing arm for a while, sat on the limb of a chair and tried to look meaningfully at her daughter. ‘Me nuh see why you ’ave problem getting ah nice man fe court wid,’ she said, ignoring her daughter’s last remark. ‘You pretty in your own way an’ not fatty or maaga. Y’know me caan’t feed two big people inna de yard.’
Denise shook her head. ‘But you’ll always feed Lincoln, innit.’
‘Me nuh say dat.’
‘You might as well.’
‘Stop putting word inna me mout’.’
Biscuit entered the lounge, rubbing his eyes, not at all embarrassed at wearing only his Y-fronts. ‘Bwai, every Sunday you two ketch up inna argument. What’s de beef now?’ he asked.
‘Mummy wants to marry me off quick time,’ Denise blurted out, getting in first.
‘Me tell you before, stop putting words inna me mout’.’
‘It might not be de exact words, but I get de drift.’
‘You’re so damn facety!’ Hortense barked, getting back to her ironing. ‘You’re jus’ looking argument.’
‘It tek two to ’ave one.’
‘Quiet your mout’, girl! Me ’ave nutten more fe say to you.’
Denise cut her eyes at her mother and then turned her fierce gaze to the TV.
Royston, who was rolling about underneath the ironing board, playing with a matchbox car, sprung up on sight of his brother. ‘Where’s my Mars Bar and Kit-Kat?’
‘What’s wrong wid you? I jus’ get up, an’ stop ramping under de ironing board.’
‘You waan ah cup ah tea, Lincoln? Mebbe some toast?’
‘Please, Mummy. But I have to dally soon and link up wid Coffin Head.’
‘Never mek me a cup of tea when I get up,’ Denise snapped.
‘An’ you never mek me one!’ Hortense retaliated.
Biscuit ate his breakfast of cornmeal porridge standing up in the kitchen, his worries interrupted by the stop-start bickering of his mother and sister. He knew it all came down to money; that was the bottom line. He wouldn’t have to wake up to family debates so often if there was more of it around. Maybe he could give Denise the money for the dress if he sold a decent amount of herb in the next few days. That would get her off her mother’s back. Perhaps he could even buy Royston his much-needed new shoes for school if things went alright. Biscuit’s mother had mentioned to him a few days before how she had had to box the young bwai for kicking stones. He knew it was a hint he couldn’t ignore. How much is dat? he asked himself. A pair of new shoes might cost a tenner – and a new dress? Maybe twenty notes for a decent one. Might be cheaper if Denise could be persuaded to shop at the market.
He weighed up his financial position as he took Royston to the sweet shop. If Coffin Head and himself sold their herb on the Front Line in Brixton, they could clear £400, especially if he bagged the weed sparingly. I’ve got a few loyal customers around this area, he thought, but no serious herb man would rely for his corn in and about Cowley estate.
When they got to Vassal Road, Biscuit grabbed his brother’s hand so they could cross together. At that moment he saw Wilson Walker, an old school brethren who now lived in Stockwell Park, depart the off-licence.
‘Walker! Walker! Yo!’
Wilson crossed the road, brew in his hand, looking like he had two years of sleep to catch up on. Biscuit and Wilson had been firm friends at school but their paths split when Wilson won an apprenticeship at British Aerospace. Now Biscuit only checked Wilson when he had herb to sell.
‘Wha’appen Walker. Where you rave last night?’
‘Diamonds blues near Fiveways. Cork me ah tell you. Checked a leg-back fe de morning. Said to her I’m going shop but I’m dallying home. I got my delights so I t’ought, why ’ang around? She lives in your estate … wasser-name? Katrina Conley – used to go Stockwell Manor.’
‘Yeah, I know her. Ain’t seen her for a while t’ough. She got her own yard?’ Biscuit queried.
‘Yeah, well, she ’ave pickney now. Eight months old.’
‘Who pumped the seed?’ Biscuit asked, keeping an eye on his impatient brother.
‘Some Filthy Rocker sound bwai, don’t know which one but I feel so it could be Liccle Axe.’
‘Bwai! She’s playing wid fire.’
‘Yeah, well. She got a flat out of it.’
‘Man! De t’ings girl do to get flat.’
‘I could do wid my own yard. Maybe I would do the same t’ing if I was a girl!’
Biscuit laughed as Royston tugged his arm. Wilson offered his brethren a cigarette as his face turned serious.
‘Katrina knows one of de people who dead in de fire last week.’
‘Dat t’ing at Deptford?’
‘Yeah, friend of friend business. Everyone was chatting ’bout it at de dance last night. Maybe dey were t’inking dat some National Front bwai would fling petrol bomb inna de dance. It’s like all an’ all so vex y’know. Me sight a white yout’ get bus’ up down Acre Lane de uder day. De poor sap only went to buy a pattie, but when he came out, some man who were in de bookie jump on ’im an’ mash up his claat. People are vex me ah tell you.’
‘So how many are dead now?’ Biscuit asked solemnly.
‘Ten. T’irty are injured or inna hospital. De beast ain’t made no arres’ yet an dat’s why people are so vex. Der’s talk of some kinda march if de beast don’t do nutten. An’ de nex’ National Front march der’s going to be nuff trouble.’
‘So nobody sight who did it?’
‘Nah. It was dark an’ t’ing an’ one minute everybody’s wining an’ dining, de nex’ minute de yard ketch a fire. Some jus’ escape. A serious business.’
‘So if it was de beef’eads, you t’ink dey will try de same t’ing?’
‘Nobody knows. I can’t see dem trying it in Brixton. If dey do it will be pure almshouse business. Some beef’ead mus’ ah dead, believe.’
‘Yeah, it’s dat. But somet’ing gonna snap, man. So many yout’ get bus’ up inna cell dese days. Y’hear wha’ ’appen to Sceptic? Beastman