Meanwhile, Dylan supported his lone officer. “Were you two jaywalking?” he asked, standing across from her at the table.
“Yeah, but...”
He shrugged and eyed her over the rim of his mug. “Do the crime, pay the fine.”
His mother harrumphed. “You’d think with practically everyone who runs this town having the last name of Cooper, I’d be able to get a ticket fixed,” she grumbled, and then took a sip of coffee. “But your uncle Roy decided in Mayor’s Court that we had to pay up. He even threatened us with a contempt-of-court charge when we voiced our displeasure with his decision, for, as he put it, ‘mouthing off’.”
The aroma of chocolate now thoroughly permeated the kitchen, pushing aside thoughts of his uncle. Dylan’s stomach rumbled, reminding him he’d had only coffee and toast for breakfast, and his gaze wandered to the mechanical timer.
As if on cue, it dinged.
Virginia rose from her chair, walked over to the stove and switched off the timer. Donning oven mitts, she pulled the pan of muffins from the stove and placed it on a wire rack. She yanked off the mitts and returned to her coffee. “They need to cool for about five minutes.”
“Nonsense.” Dylan grabbed a dessert plate from the cabinet. He reached to pluck a muffin from the hot tin. Muffling a curse, he snatched his hand back and shook it.
“Greedy.” Virginia laughed from her perch at the kitchen island.
Undeterred, he tried again, this time managing to get one onto his plate and barely singeing his hand. “Starving,” he corrected.
Back at the table, Dylan took a huge bite out of the muffin and slowly chewed. The pleasant flavors of sugar, butter and cream that had won the woman seated across from him blue ribbons for baking at a decade of county fairs were notably absent. His taste buds revolted at the cruel trick his nose had played on them. He took a gulp of cooled coffee from his mug to put them out of their misery and wash the tasteless lump down.
He looked at his mother, who quickly averted her eyes. “What exactly was that?”
“A muffin, dear. I just made a few substitutions.”
Standing at the coffeemaker, Dylan topped off his mug. “Like what? Swap out taste for dust?”
Virginia opened the lid of the laptop at her elbow. Pulling her reading glasses from her apron pocket, she peered through them at the screen. “I’m experimenting with some recipes to give my guests some healthier options next month,” she said. “So I tweaked my regular muffin recipe a bit and cut the amount of sugar in half. I also substituted all-purpose flour with whole wheat flour, used applesauce instead of oil and mashed avocado instead of butter,” she said.
Every autumn, the home Dylan had grown up in turned into a bed-and-breakfast and hosted fans and alumni of the college football team from a neighboring town. The four-room B and B was also the closest thing Cooper’s Place had to a hotel.
“You might have warned me,” he said.
His mother sighed as she typed with two fingers on the laptop. “I was going to take them to my garden club meeting and get their opinion, then you showed up,” she said. “I thought I’d get your visceral reaction.”
Dylan picked up his plate and slid the offending muffin in the trash can. “That visceral enough for you?”
“Maybe if I tried a mashed banana instead of the avocado,” his mother said more to herself than to him, still staring at the screen.
“Just warn me next time,” Dylan said.
Virginia looked up from the recipe, eyeing him over the rim of her glasses. “Speaking of which, what are you really doing here?”
Dylan exhaled. Crossing his arms, he leaned against the kitchen counter. “I was doing my morning patrol...”
“This is supposed to be your day off.”
Dylan had still kept to his routine of doing an early-morning patrol around town before his officer came on duty. “Anyway, Rosemary Moody ran out of her hardware store and flagged down my truck,” he continued.
“Hmmm.” His mother pretended to be absorbed in the laptop, the telltale twitch of her left eye giving her away.
“She wanted to tell me your order had just come in, and she wanted to know when was a good time to deliver it.”
Virginia shook her head. “That’s what I get for doing business with the town blabbermouth,” she grumbled. “I should have just driven to Columbus and picked up what I needed from Home Depot.”
“Everybody blabs everyone else’s business around here,” Dylan said. It was a fact of small-town life he hadn’t missed during his years in Chicago. “So, mind telling me what you intend to do with a truckload of concrete stones and concrete mix?”
He waited for an answer to his question, but her lips remained stubbornly pressed together.
“I’m going to find out eventually, so you might as well spill it.”
She swiveled in her chair and faced him. “I want to put a fire pit out back. When the weather turns cool, the guests can sit out there and roast marshmallows, make s’mores.”
“Sounds like a good idea,” he said. “So I wonder why Luke didn’t know anything about your plans when I asked him what was up?”
Dylan had his suspicions on why the bed-and-breakfast’s part-time handyman was clueless, but wanted to hear the answer from his mother. He shifted his weight against the counter. Several moments passed. “You’re not having that pit built, are you?”
She slowly shook her head.
“You were planning to try to do it yourself.” Dylan chuckled. The sound was as dry as the muffin, which still left a bad taste in his mouth.
“Just hear me out, son.” Virginia raised a hand. Without waiting on a response, she launched into a spiel about some television show on the Home Design channel called Granny’s Old House, where a senior citizen tackles home improvement, design and landscaping projects.
Dylan listened as his mother babbled on, but only because he was waiting for her to stop long enough to take a breath. Then he could ask her if she was out of her flipping mind.
She tapped on the laptop’s keyboard with her index fingers and then turned the screen toward him. “Granny says it’ll only take a couple of hours.” Virginia inclined her head toward the small screen. “See for yourself.”
He glanced at the laptop. Sure enough, a woman with a hard hat covering her gray hair was on the business end of a shovel, talking about how easy it was to build your own fire pit.
“It’s not any more difficult than arranging a few flowers in a vase,” Granny said breathlessly as she hefted one of the large concrete blocks.
Granny was full of it, Dylan thought.
“We’re both in our seventies,” his mother said. “If she can do it, I can, too.”
“More like seventy-nine and a half for you,” he muttered.
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