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Автор: Amy Cousins Jo
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with her fantasy that they were still married couldn’t block that memory, although the hassle of dealing with his ex-wife’s efforts to track him down and lure him back as some kind of career move had complicated his life enough to be distracting.

      He’d avoided thinking about that kiss ever since that night because each time he did, he relived the entire thing in every snatch-your-breath-away detail, and he wasn’t comfortable with the fact that its impact hadn’t faded at all in two weeks. To recover, he kept forcing himself to strategize about how to convince Lana that that door was closed for good.

      Thank god Tyler was humming.

      “She definitely didn’t just sit there.”

      Grace’s “Excellent!” was drowned out by Tyler’s “Dude, that’s my sister!”

      “Shush.” Grace stopped her husband’s mouth with her palm. “So tell me, what’s the plan?”

      “Plan? There is no plan. It was just one lousy kiss!”

      Tyler chorused, “That’s right! No plan!” and punched a fist in the air as he poured water from the soda gun into Daniel’s sippy cup one-handed. J.D. shook his head and said, “The last genius step of this plan gave me these—” he yanked up a sleeve to show off the scratches where the damn alley cat had nailed him “—and still poops in my house.”

      “Hey, I just thought you’d borrow a cat. Not go all Great White Hunter on me.”

      “Yeah, well, give me a couple of painkillers and I come up with all kinds of great ideas.”

      “It was just an excuse to get her over there. I asked J.D. to talk to Sarah. The two of them always got on like secret pals when we were growing up,” he explained to his wife.

      “Okay, A, that was a decade ago.” The door creaked open, drafting cold air inside. J.D. was grateful for whatever customer would put this conversation on hold. “And, B, I just felt sorry for Sarah because she was always mooning around about some guy she liked.”

      “Mooning around?”

      The new arrival’s voice was female. And deadly.

      Yeah, he had a feeling that his gratitude that someone had walked in on this conversation was going to be very short-lived. He gritted his teeth, smiled and prepared to take his punishment like a man.

      J.D. swiveled around on his stool in slow motion, but not even one hundred and eighty degrees gave him enough time to figure out a way to take back the words that had just come out of his mouth.

      “Hey, Sarah. You look, um…” Scary, would have fit neatly at the end of that sentence. Her eyes were slits and her heeled boots clicked sharply on the floor, measuring out a straight line that brought her slowly closer to him, step by precise step. “So, figures of speech are funny things, aren’t they?”

      “I was mooning,” the words were ground to a powder between clenched teeth, “over you,” she stabbed him in the shoulder with a pointed finger he was pretty sure she wished were a knife, “you jackass.”

      “Right,” he said, raising his hands in surrender. “Sorry about that. Didn’t notice at the time. Won’t happen again.”

      “You’re damn right about that.” She turned to her brother. “And you! Is it too much to ask for a little sympathy around here? I’ve had an awful day.” She waved Tyler off before he could even open his mouth. “My car was hit by someone last night who didn’t leave a note, surprise, surprise. Today, two hookers told me that I should try to get a little color in my face if I want a man, and Officer Buttinski wrote me three, count ’em, three tickets because he’s got the heart of the Grinch at the start of the movie. And you—” a hand flung out like the finger of death in J.D.’s direction “—you ask for my help and then kiss me? And you can’t even call to say thanks or explain the damn kiss? So I come here for a little comfort, a little empathy, and what’s the first thing I hear when I walk in the door? ‘I felt sorry for poor, moony Sarah!’”

      * * *

      She stood in the middle of a silent room.

      Even Daniel was staring at her, jaw dropped, head braced back and a little to the side, as if braced for the next bombshell to explode. She did a mental review of her outburst and grimaced.

      “Sorry ‘bout the language, kiddo,” she whispered at him. He grinned.

      The answer to her challenge, when it came, was completely unexpected.

      J.D. rose off his bar stool, tugged on his stub of a ponytail for a second, and then held his hand out to her in a gesture that Sarah’s boiling-over brain was having a hard time understanding.

      “Sounds to me like you need to get out of town for a bit. If I say thank-you and promise to explain the next time I kiss you, do you wanna go to Vegas tonight?”

      Well, that cleared things up. Not.

      Chapter Three

      “Buster, you aren’t even one of my main problems.” Sarah waved her hand languidly in the air. She wondered if she’d see sparkles trailing from her fingertips if she drank a third glass of champagne before the plane landed. Maybe it took something quite a bit stronger than champagne for that to happen? What did it matter? Life with the rich and famous was good.

      Besides, she’d decided even before getting on the private plane that she didn’t want any explanations from J.D. Not now, not ever. No kissing, no explanations. That was why she kept on cutting him off whenever he tried to mention their kiss. She didn’t care to hear, in greater detail than before, about how sorry he was for her or how he’d meant to call her if only he hadn’t been busy with his wife. She’d use J.D. for this free ride out to Vegas, her favorite place to escape, for the weekend and then forget about him the minute they got back to Chicago. She’d already laid down her ground rules for this junket.

      Vegas had a dramatically negative impact on her good judgment. The tattoo she’d gotten on one of her trips there was a rather tame example of the impulsive decisions she made there. Rules were necessary.

      “You know, flying on a private jet really is a lot nicer than coach,” she announced. J.D.’s friend had loaned them the plane for the quick hop, and Sarah had already purchased her one-way ticket for the return flight. J.D. could glower all he wanted, she was not going to get dragged into a conversation about the kiss. “How much does it cost to charter one of these babies, anyway?”

      “I don’t know, twenty grand?”

      She frowned and took another sip of champagne. Swished it around in her mouth some. “Well, I don’t know if it’s twenty-thousand-bucks nicer. This ain’t Dom we’re being served.”

      “Actually, it is. Sarah—”

      “New York Times or People?” She pulled copies of both out of her med bag, which sat at her feet. After the one time she’d been caught off guard in an emergency, trying without an intubation kit to get alcohol into the stomach of a pup that had swallowed antifreeze before it killed him, she’d made a new rule: never leave home without the bag. Thank god this wasn’t a commercial flight where they wouldn’t have let her bring liquids in a carry on. She’d have to check it on the way home, but it was worth the hassle. “I stocked up on both at the terminal bookstore. You never know when the movie might turn out to be a snoozer.”

      “I’m sure there’s a whole library of films, Sarah. But I think we should talk—”

      “Really? Do you think they have anything with a good car chase?” Sheesh. Ignoring him was like trying to shake a terrier. She kept on kicking and kicking him away, but he kept coming back for more, nipping at her ankles every time she took her eyes off him for a moment. They were somewhere over the Rockies, she thought. She’d been warned that there might be some turbulence over the mountains. If she didn’t find a way to shut him up, she