First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2017
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Source ISBN: 9780008183325
Ebook Edition © 2017 ISBN: 9780008200572
Version: 2017-01-17
To my mum and dad, Liam and Jenni. Thanks for always encouraging my dreams and never laughing at them, even when they included becoming:
Boxing middleweight champion of the world
World BMX champion
A DJ
If your parents laugh at your dreams, sack them.
Contents
Chapter 3. I’m an O-list Celebrity
Chapter 4. ‘Pirate party in my pants’
Chapter 7. Chess Club Nightmares
Chapter 10. The Supermarket Detective
Chapter 13. The Best Shopping Trip I Ever Went On
Chapter 14. Shepherd’s Pie Swamp
Chapter 15. How to Start Your Own Radio Show in Your Dad’s Shed
Chapter 16. How to Do the World’s Worst Radio Show
Chapter 17. Elvis is In the Shed
Chapter 18. The Secret Shed Show Launches and Sets the World on Fire
Chapter 19. The Rise of Radio Boy
Chapter 24. No Singing Chipmunks
Chapter 25. A Brilliant Mistake I’m About to Make
Chapter 26. Captain Invisible Nerd
Chapter 28. The Most Wanted Boy in the School
Chapter 29. Diary of a Fugitive
Chapter 30. The World’s Worst Apology
Chapter 34. Too Many Apologies
Chapter 35. Do the Right Thing
Chapter 36. The Dream Team Rides Again