This second edition is for Annabel
Contents
1 TITLE PAGE
2 DEDICATION
3 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
4 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS FOR THE SECOND EDITION
5 INTRODUCTION
6 CHAPTER I: Arrival
7 CHAPTER II: Schooldays
8 CHAPTER III: Educating the Wise
9 CHAPTER IV: The Fourth of June and Journey Home
10 CHAPTER V: The Spreading of the Wings
11 CHAPTER VI: Return to Nature
12 CHAPTER VII: Aftermath: Dee Dee
13 EPILOGUE
14 PLATES
15 COPYRIGHT
The photographs in this book have been taken by the author and countless other amateur photographers, but those on pages, 105, 107, 109, 111, 114, 117 [plates pages 5 lower, 6 lower left, 8 lower] by Lieutenant-Colonel Manning, of Yoxford, Suffolk.
The drawings are by my fellow-Etonian and friend, Simon Radcliffe.
If I thanked all who I should it would take many pages, but I am extremely grateful to my House Master, Mr Hill, for all his support; also to Tim Curtis, a friend of mine, who helped me seek out many schoolboy mistakes. Finally, I cannot thank my father enough, without whose encouragement and final correcting I would not have written this story.
Acknowledgements for the second edition
In the first place, I must thank Toby Buchan of John Blake Publishing for proposing this second edition and seeing it through; also Jackie Tarrant-Barton of the Old Etonian Association for tracking me down.
I am also extremely grateful to my agent, Jemima Hunt of the Writers’ Practice, for her wise counsel.
When I was ten, I could tell you the wingspan and the colour of the eggs of every bird in The Observer’s Book of British Birds. I would wander up and down Suffolk hedgerows collecting birds’ eggs (today quite rightly that is illegal); only one from a nest was the rule. I would blow the yolk and white out and fry them up with fresh eel that I’d caught in a tidal pond beside the River Deben. Scrumptious.
I thought of myself as a budding ornithologist and leapt at the chance to look after a wounded bird or an abandoned fledgling. My first effort was to make a splint for the broken wing of a black-headed gull that I found in Kensington Gardens. I had to force feed it, but it died within three days. I knew I had to improve my technique.
By the time the heroes of this book, Dee and Dum, arrived at Eton, I had nursed a thrush, a jackdaw and a pigeon, and kept a baby rabbit, brought in by our cat, in my bed while I was recovering from flu.
But it was owls that fascinated and especially tawnies: the silent flight, the sharp, mysterious hooting, the soft brown plumage and the extraordinary swivel-like turning of the head. Examining a dead tawny, I was intrigued by the size of the eyes and the long semicircle of a hidden ear on each side of the flat round head. An ornithologist friend of mine told me that the eye socket of an owl takes up more than 60 per cent of its skull whereas ours takes up a mere 5 per cent, and that the design of a stealth bomber’s wings owes much to detailed appreciation of owls’ wings.
Dee and Dum, lucky to be alive, arrived at Eton in a simple cage and were adored by everyone who met them. I was sixteen. We grew up together in that summer of 1959.
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I went to Eton because my father played cricket with my House Master and my mother knew several mothers of Etonians. In those days Eton was not the target of constant, global media attention but rather the object of mild curiosity; calling a term a Half, wearing formal School Dress in remembrance of George III and playing games like the Field and Wall games that no other school played. I arrived in my tails and white tie at just thirteen and, I admit, scared stiff. Discipline was rumoured to be fierce: Beating, Swiping, Tanning lay in the shadows ready to jump out. I felt utterly insignificant, surrounded by tall, elegant buildings, their walls hung with ancient pictures and tapestries. For the first few days I walked, head down, as if along an endless passage hemmed in by high walls where I couldn’t see over the top and where to go.
At the time, the press was full of news of distant wars; the Suez Crisis and the Hungarian Uprising. We heard that an old boy from our house had been killed in the Malayan Emergency. My peer group of boys came from varied backgrounds, and there were some whose fathers had been killed in the Second World War. There were masters who had served – one had been a Lancaster bomber pilot, another a prisoner of the Japanese and because his neck was rather long we nicknamed him Rubber Neck as we imagined he had been stretched on a rack. We wondered whether we’d be called up when we left school. Some rather relished the prospect of banging about with a .303. Fortunately, Elvis was rocking out ‘Hound Dog’ and ‘Blue Suede Shoes’.
I would walk up Eton High Street with a friend on the way to Agar’s Plough to find a tree for Dee and Dum to clamber about in. No one thought it particularly strange that a boy should wander around school with a couple of owls on his shoulders. Duff Cooper once said that Eton allowed eccentricity and encouraged boys to follow their passions. How true.
I wrote this book at the suggestion of John Pudney of Putnam’s. He had read my article about the owls in the school’s Natural History Society magazine. He asked for a couple of chapters. He liked them and there I was writing a book. My House Master, Bud Hill, let me write by candlelight after Lights Out for two nights a week; amazing for a House Master who confiscated our longed-for Valentine cards, and equally surprising that both he and my parents let me spend so much time on such an ex-curriculum activity in my A-level year. My indifferent results were probably due to the attention my feathered babies demanded as they scuffled around my room and teased at my pen with their talons, resulting in even more incomprehensible French than usual.
Apart from the absorbing interest in writing this book while still at school, I savoured my last year at Eton. School Library and College Library were magnets and I would admire the spines of rare books and occasionally dare to pull one out. In the evenings I would go to meetings of several of the school societies. There was a freedom to pursue your interest without influence or interference. Even so, every morning all Upper Boys had to assemble in that gem