“You missed out antagonistic.” Eden nodded. “An adequate precis but it tells me nothing of what you want of me.” She looked at her watch. “I’ve only got another five minutes.” She stamped on the ground. “Does this look like an open grave to you?”
“Er…” Meinwen stared at the expanse of lawn. It was close mown with a low wall running around and through the whole garden, dividing it into several sections. Upon the wall, and a six-inch stone plinth at the base, were the plaques of whoever was buried at that point along with flowers and tokens of love including, she was almost ashamed to see, several of the glass fairies from her shop. “It looks like untouched turf to me. Why are there no headstones?”
“Technically it’s a lawn cemetery. It makes it easier on the maintenance to mow right over the graves.” She pulled out her phone. “Now hush a moment.” She dialed a number from memory. “Malcolm? Where are you?”
Meinwen couldn’t hear the other side of the conversation so rather than be obvious about trying to, she examined the bronze statue. It was of fine quality and she wondered who’d made it. She used her mobile to take a picture, intending to do a reverse image search on the internet when she got home.
Eden’s voice lowered in tone and became colder. “What do you mean, the back hoe’s missing? How can it be missing? Where did you leave it?” She glanced across at Meinwen and held her free hand up in the universal ‘what-an-idiot’ gesture.
“Leave it for now. Get over to the Brunel plot. I’ve a funeral in two hours and no grave to put him in.” She listened again, frowning. “How should I know? Get a spade.” She closed the phone and strode past Meinwen. “I’m sorry. I really have to go. Malcolm’s lost the backhoe and I need that grave dug. He’ll never be able to dig it in two hours so I’ll have to see if I can find a couple of lads to help.”
“I know some men.” Meinwen hurried to catch her before they were half way back to the building. “Let me give them a call. If I can sort out your gravedigging problem you can listen to my proposal. Deal?”
“I suppose so, but be quick.” Eden tightened her lips. Meinwen could see she was annoyed but the expression put dimples in her cheeks and was really quite an adorable look, similar to the way a toddler looked positively edible when it was cross.
She pulled out her phone and dialed her friend Winston, a mechanic who owned a garage on Gaunt Lane. They’d done each other favors several times over the past few years and she hoped it was his turn to do her one.
It rang for a minute before he answered. “Gaunt Garage?”
“Winston? It’s Meinwen. Listen, I need a favor for a friend and I need it right now. Are you still having that extension built on your garage?
“Yeah, sure. It’s coming on fine. The walls are going up tomorrow.”
“Is that mini-digger still there? And the driver?”
“Surely. What’s this about?”
“I need a grave dug at the New Eden Cemetery. There’s a funeral at two and someone’s pinched their digger.”
“Now?”
“Yes. Look, I’ll owe you one.”
“One? You’ll owe me a whole handful. I’ll see what I can do. Be there in half an hour.”
“Thanks, Winston. You’re a lifesaver.”
“Yeah? I’ve been called worse.” He rang off.
Meinwen turned to Eden. “Problem solved. My friend and a couple of builders with a digger are on their way.”
“Brilliant. Thanks.” Eden smiled for the first time since Meinwen met her.
“You should smile more often. It suits you.”
“I smile plenty after parlor hours,” Eden folded her arms across her chest. “Now. A promise is a promise. What did you want to show me?”
Meinwen pulled out her phone and called up the satellite map function. She’d always made do with a basic text-and-speak phone before but when hers had been stolen she’d been given one with all the bells and whistles. Now she wondered how she’d ever managed without it. “It’s this way.” Following a pre-marked dot on the map, Meinwen led Eden to an empty section of the six-acre cemetery. The ground here had been left untouched since the land had been sold to her. There was no soft turf, just hillocks of couch and crab grass. She continued to consult her phone until she was sure they were in the right spot.
“What are we doing here? I’ve no plans to develop this section for years yet.”
“Trust me on this, it’s important.” In the distance Meinwen could see the spire of St. Pity’s church. She turned her back on it and looked for the outcrop of rock where the river Laver fell two hundred and seventy feet to the lowland. Just beyond Dew Point, hidden from this angle by the trees around it, was the Leat stone, an ancient monolith and part of the original circle surrounding what was then a small settlement. She shuffled sideways until she had established herself on a line between the stone and the steeple.
She turned to Mrs. Maguire. “Can you stand here a moment?”
Eden looked at her watch. “Is this going to take long? I’ve got the Peterson funeral at two and I really need that grave dug.”
“Not long. Just bear with me a moment more.” Meinwen pointed to the spot. “Just stand there.”
With Eden in place she performed the same task between the rocky outcrop known as Moot Point to the south-east and the cathedral in Wells. Since the latter was too far to see even without the present cloud cover, she made a good approximation with the satellite map application on her mobile phone. “Here.” She stood in the spot where the two lines intersected.
“What about it?” Eden looked at her watch again.
“This is the spot for a monolith. I did the research and there was one here until eighteen-sixty, when it was broken up for stone to build St. Pity’s.”
Eden looked at the church spire in the distance. “So what do you want me to do about it? Put another one in here?”
“Exactly.” Meinwen stretched out her arms and turned in a full circle. “Can’t you feel the spiritual energy flowing through this spot? It’s a conjunction of two leylines.”
“You’re potty.” Eden straightened her jacket and headed back to the main building. “Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got work to do.”
“It doesn’t matter what you think, Mrs. Maguire.” Meinwen hurried to catch up with her. “The point is, you have to run this cemetery as a going concern and if there’s a monolith here you’ll corner the market in pagan burials.”
“You think?” Eden paused again, looking back at the spot. She held one hand at waist height and rubbed her thumb against the first two fingers and Meinwen realized she used to smoke. “How much would it cost? I presume your megalith would have to be transported from Wales?”
“Probably, but these days you don’t have to employ eighty men with logs to drag them all the way.” Meinwen grinned.
“Just as well.” Eden began to walk back and Meinwen hurried to catch up. “I could write it off against tax, I suppose.”
“You could.” They reached another of the memorial gardens. The graves here had headstones instead of a memorial wall.
“You want to know why I commission art for a cemetery?” Eden stalked past the short row of graves, four of which had headstones and the fifth, still fresh with a mound of sodden clay, with nothing but a wooden cross and a faded bouquet of flowers. She pointed to a marble slab and the tiny, eight-point lettering crowding the surface. “That’s why. Photo etching is destroying a craft that lasted