And he practically is, striding across the Coats-worth College campus with all those students following him around. Dr. Geoffrey Manwaring, tall and broad shouldered, with his cleft chin and iron jaw, is the darling of his department, an eminent scholar of ancient history. It seems incongruous in some ways: Geoff is only thirty-seven, yet he’s a leading authority on vanished civilizations and forgotten religions. Linda always smiles when she hears him speak at symposiums, going on about the pharaohs of Egypt or the hanging gardens of Babylon, because he looks so young, younger even than his years, with only a slight frosting of gray at his temples lending him an air of distinguished seniority.
And now he’s asked her to marry him. As soon as his divorce is final, they’ll be wed in his hometown of Sunderland, in the rolling hills of western Massachusetts, in a white chapel where all his ancestors have been married, dating back to the seventeenth century. It is a dream come true for Linda. Everything is perfect.
Everything except—
“What’s the kid gonna say?”
Linda withdraws her hand from Megan’s grip. “Oh, I dread telling him. Geoff thinks we ought to do it together. I suppose he’s right. Josh is going to have to get used to me sooner or later.”
“I don’t get it, Linda,” Megan says. “You are a likable girl. You are sweet. You are kind. You have practically gotten down on your knees to beg the brat to like you. You have bought him gifts, you have taken him to the circus, you have done everything you can. You have been wonderful to him!”
“But I’m not his mother.” The heat is getting a bit too intense in the sauna for Linda. She stands, making sure her towel is tucked securely around her. “I’m going to shower, Megan. Can I give you a lift home?”
“No, sweetie, Randy’s meeting me. You going out to Sunderland with Geoff this weekend?”
Linda nods. “Yeah. We thought we’d tell Josh when we’re out in the country. He’s always in a better mood out there.”
“Good luck.”
“Thanks.”
She heads out of the sauna and hangs her towel on a hook. She steps into the shower stall, adjusting the water. Her nightmare still troubles her. If she believed in the symbolism of dreams, she’d say it has less to do with too many margaritas than her constant anxiety about Josh. The one glitch in her happiness is that Geoff’s eight-year-old son despises her.
His eight-year-old son—for whom the sun rises and sets! Geoff completely adores the boy, and the feeling is mutual. They’re forever wrestling on the floor or tossing balls in the park, or laughing at this joke or that comedian, or making goo-goo eyes at each other through the rearview mirror in the car. Josh is Geoff’s “best buddy,” and the boy looks at his dad with stars in his eyes.
Except when he sits next to Linda, and then it’s daggers.
Oh, Josh is polite to her if his father is around—but behind Geoff’s back, the boy will stick his tongue out or call her names like “shrimpy” or “munchkin.” He knows she won’t say a word because a scolding from Geoff would only further drive a wedge between Linda and the boy.
“You’ll see,” Josh has told her on more than one occasion. “My mother is going to come back, and my father will forget all about you.”
It’s terribly sad. Josh’s mother left them nearly four years ago. The boy’s memory of her is dim but beatific. He doesn’t remember the scenes Geoff has described for Linda: Gabrielle throwing tantrums, mood-swinging from ice princess to manic monster, threatening to kill Geoff with a kitchen knife. Once he’d come home from class to find her in bed with the paperboy, a sixteen-year-old kid with acne, and it took a great deal of negotiation to keep the boy’s parents from bringing a charge of statutory rape against Gabrielle. Josh doesn’t know about any of that. He just remembers his mother as a beautiful angel, which Linda supposes is a good thing. But that means he’ll forever see Linda as a she-devil intent on taking his mother’s place.
She towels herself dry and gets dressed. She’s meeting Geoff for dinner at a fancy restaurant downtown with two of his colleagues. She’s met them before: Jim and Lucy Oleson, nice enough people, but both are professors and very smart, and around them Linda’s always felt a little self-conscious. They use words like “paradigm” and “egregious” and “deconstructing.” They write books and give lectures on theory for a living. Linda enters claims for auto accidents, and punches a time clock at the end of her workday.
Gabrielle was brilliant, she thinks, looking at herself in the mirror as she applies her lipstick. She would have become a great scholar and author herself. She was a student of Geoff’s when he first came to the college, and he thought she was the most fascinating woman he’d ever met. Absolutely brilliant. She knew as much about ancient Babylon as he did. Sometimes more.
And she was beautiful. Linda has seen the photographs. The ones of her wedding to Geoff are burned into her brain. Blonde and ethereal, Gabrielle was statuesque, elegant, and assured in her white satin wedding dress. Who knew what demons lurked behind that stunning façade?
Josh looks like her, Linda thinks as she hurries out of the gym to her car. More like her than Geoff, to be honest. Blond, already tall for his age, with Gabrielle’s same crystal blue eyes.
“He’ll come to love me,” Linda tries to convince herself as she starts her ignition. “He’s got to.”
“You’ve always been good with children,” her mother had told her over the phone. “You were the favorite baby-sitter of all the kids in the neighborhood when you were in high school.”
“That’s because I was their only baby-sitter, Mom, since I never had any dates.”
“That is not true, Linda. What about Andy Hecker?”
“Yeah,” Linda had replied, laughing. “What about him?”
Andy Hecker wasn’t exactly boyfriend material. He was a gangly, pimply kid who preferred building monster models to practically anything else. Geek with a capital G. And all the rest of the letters in caps, too.
Still, her mother had a point. The kids in the neighborhood had liked her. She did fun things with them when she baby-sat. They played Twister. They made pizza from scratch, putting everything from peanuts to marshmallows on top. They stayed up late watching slasher videos.
“The boy will come to love you,” Mom said, “once he realizes his mother isn’t coming home.”
“I hope so.”
“I know so. If his father loves you as much as you say he does, the boy will come around.”
Linda heard the rooster crow on her parents’ farm and felt a little homesick. “If he gives me a ring as I think he will, you will come out here to Massachusetts for the wedding, won’t you? You and Daddy both?”
“Of course we will, Linda, honey. Would we miss our baby girl’s trip down the aisle? And to a man as successful as Geoff?”
They thought I’d never get married, Linda thought. They thought I’d be their old maid daughter. Hadn’t I always been the plain one, “little Linda”? Oh, won’t Mom and Dad be impressed with Geoff’s house, his car, his four published books?
Geoff