“I thought you just said Mexicans were the worst of the worst.”
“Hell…neither one of us are worth a red cent. But I’ll tell you what—black people are the only group of people on this earth who just don’t care how we look on TV. We’re just happy to be on TV. Master want me to play a pimp and degrade my sisters…Okay.” He mocked a wide-eyed minstrel character. “They be like, ‘You ain’t even gotta pay me that much—just put me on TV so people can think I’m somebody and I’ll beat that ho to death.’”
I laughed as I always did when Amir went off on one of his race tangents.
“Now, I will say one thing about Mexicans,” he said. “They will work.”
“Black people work too,” I defended. “This country was built on the backs of black people.”
“Man, that was three hundred years ago. And we ain’t done jack since. I guess we’re resting.”
“What about Barack Obama?”
“Man, whatever. One man out of two million and you want me to jump up and clap.”
“Shut up, Amir,” I said.
“I’m just saying,” Amir said, sticking his middle finger up at a big poster of a fancy-dressed real estate mogul whose face was plastered on the side of a MARTA bus station. “We done lost all of our pride, man. There’s nothing sacred in the black community anymore.”
“Why do you stick your finger up at that picture every day?” I asked.
“Do you know who that is?”
“Nope,” I said.
“Damn, Rome. You gotta get a little more involved in something other than rap videos and SportsCenter. That’s the fool who owns all of these apartment complexes around here. Mr. Slumlord himself. He’s riding around in Bentleys and we living in the hood. I don’t have a problem with him getting paid, but I do have a problem if he’s getting paid from keeping us poor.”
“Now, in all of your extensive research, how did you find out that keeping us in the hood makes him rich?”
Amir shook his head again. “It’s a good thing you can throw a football, because you ’bout one stupid little boy.”
“Enlighten me, Dr. Know-It-All.”
Amir shook his head. “Lord, I swear my people are going to perish due to stupidity. The government pays big money to people who take on section eight and subsidize housing. Damn Democrats.”
“So you are a Republican, Amir?”
“Not really, I’m Amir. The government is full of crap.”
“Shut up, Amir.”
“That man on that poster is no different than those slave catchers who used to chase down other blacks for the plantation owner.”
“You can find a way to compare everything to slavery,” I said, growing tired of Amir’s Black Panther moment.
“Okay, name one thing that we as black folks can’t find a joke about.”
I searched my brain but couldn’t come up with anything.
“I’m telling you, Rome. You can think about it until your black face turns blue, but you ain’t coming up with nothing. We laugh about everything, a hee hee hee. Even slavery. I bet you won’t find a Jewish person laughing about the Holocaust.”
“How you gonna judge an entire race based on a few clowns?” I said, getting pulled back in again.
My boy Amir was a character, and I loved getting him riled up. All five-foot-two inches of him. He had a caramel-brown complexion and a big gray patch of hair in the middle of his head. He gave me that Boo Boo the Fool look again.
“We allow those clowns to prosper. We celebrate these fools and make ’em spokespeople for the black community. Have you ever seen the Ying Yang Twins? What about Gucci Mane?”
I had to laugh at that one.
“And that’s who we have representing us. I rest my case,” he said, throwing his hands up in the air.
“You know, Amir, you should’ve been born in the fifties or sixties so you could really have something to complain about.”
“Oh, you think it’s all gravy now, Mr. Dumb Football Player? Racism worse now than it was in the sixties, only now they don’t wear white sheets—they wear suits. That’s because they’re the CEOs of the record labels and television stations. That includes the black CEOs too. If they really gave a hoot about helping blacks, then they wouldn’t go and find the most ignorantiest people they can find and put them on TV for little kids to look up to. I swear, I wish I could go on a Nat Turner spree and get away with it.”
“Ignorantiest? That’s not even a word. And you got the nerve to call me dumb.”
“It’s these public schools, man,” Amir said, shaking his head. “But you know what I mean.”
Our low-level political debate came to a halt when we saw a few of the project natives standing around a fancy car belonging to a neighborhood hustler name Pete “Wicked” Sams.
Wicked had a few of the locals’ undivided attention as he told tall tales of his life as an outlaw. He stopped mid-sentence when he saw me.
“Romey Rome,” Wicked called, waving his arm for me to come over and join him. “Holla at me.”
“What’s up, Wicked?” I said, throwing my hand up in the air and not missing a stride. I knew better. Wicked would have me out there with him all day long talking about what he used to do on the football field. The more he told the story, the better a player he became, and I had heard it so much that by now, to hear him tell it, he was better than every player in the NFL.
“Come here, boy,” Wicked called out, which was more like a command.
“I’m in a hurry, man,” I said, slowing a little.
“You in too much of a hurry that you can’t come and holla at your boy?” Wicked said, playing the guilt card.
Amir shot me a look and shook his head.
“Man, let me go and holla at this fool for a minute,” I said, finally relenting.
“You go right ahead. I ain’t about to sit up here all day listening to some fool who calls himself Wicked,” Amir said. “I’m going home to handle some business.”
“A’ight, man. I’ll see you later,” I said.
“Rock on, black man,” Amir said, throwing up his peace sign as he hurried to his building.
“Where the militant midget running off to?” Wicked asked me as I walked over to him and gave him a fraternity-brother-like hug.
“Home, I guess,” I said, shaking a few more hands.
“So are you sitting on the bench, or you getting in the game?”
“Don’t even try me like that,” I said. “How’s life treating you, Pete?”
“Beating me down, but hey,” Wicked said, rubbing his ample stomach. “I’m eating good.”
“I see,” I said, eyeing the Buddha-like thing hanging on the front of his body. “You look like you’re about six months pregnant.”
A few of the flunkies laughed but quickly zipped their lips when Wicked jerked his head in their direction.
“What you do last game?” Wicked asked, turning back to me.
“Threw for two hundred and ran for a hundred but we lost, so it didn’t matter.”
“Damn,