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Автор: Андрей Евгеньевич Скиба
Издательство: ЛитРес: Самиздат
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Жанр произведения: Современная русская литература
Год издания: 2016
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. А внутри… потешался и рожи корчил… Прямо хрюкал от удовольствия… От собственного искромётного остроумия… Думал себе – я же талант! Это ж деньжищи какие можно загребать… А давай!… Вылез на сцену. Рот открыл. И… А, в общем-то, и ничего не произошло… Ну, похлопали вежливо, ну зевнули… И забыли… Это ж две большие разницы… Смешить себя… Или других…

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