Baba Yaga Laid an Egg. Dubravka Ugrešić. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Dubravka Ugrešić
Издательство: Ingram
Серия: Myths
Жанр произведения: Контркультура
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isbn: 9781847676085
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had trouble with her spine.’

      ‘And alcohol, then those unhappy marriages.’

      ‘How many times was she married?’

      ‘Nine. When they reported her birthday celebration they said she may marry a tenth time.’

      Mum grinned.

      ‘Hats off to her!’

      At last we were talking. We chatted about Liz as if we were two good friends chatting about a third. I’m supposing that Mum was pleased to hear all that information. Liz was seventy- five and had her picture taken in a wheelchair. Mum would be turning eighty-one in another month or so, and she was not in a wheelchair. She wasn’t even fat.

      ‘I suppose beauty and fame don’t mean a thing,’ she said, relieved.

      The expression on her face suggested that this time she was satisfied with the balance in her life.

      ‘Do you know what Bette Davis said?’

      ‘What?’

      ‘That old age is no place for sissies.’

      ‘Well, it isn’t,’ she said, heartened for a moment.

      She often thought of herself as younger than she was. Once when she slid like this into a different, younger age, she addressed me as ‘Grandma’.

      ‘What, are you asleep, Grandma?’

      She slid back and forth in time. She no longer knew exactly when different things happened. She would have been happiest to stay in her childhood, not because she thought of those years as the brightest period of her biography, but because her feelings in that period were ‘safe’, long since formulated, sealed, related many times over, chosen to be a repertoire which she was always able to offer her listeners. She retold the little events and details from her childhood in the same way, with the same vocabulary, ending with the same points or more often with the same absence of a point. It was a sealed repertoire which could no longer be corrected or changed, at least that was the way it seemed, and at the same time it was her only firm temporal coordinate. Sometimes, it’s true, harsh images would surface which I was hearing for the first time.

      ‘I was always afraid of snakes.’

      ‘Why?’

      ‘Once we went on an excursion to a wood and stumbled on a big old snake. Dad killed it.’

      ‘I hope it wasn’t poisonous!’

      ‘It was a price snake.’

      ‘You mean a dice snake?’

      ‘Yes, it was a big bad old snake and Dad killed it.’

      She used to call my father, her husband, Dad, while she usually referred to her own father as Grandpa. Now she was using Dad to refer to her father.

      Three years had passed since she’d been given the ‘ugly diagnosis’. Would there be another year? Two? Five? Bartering with death suited her (If I could just stick around for my grandson’s birth! If I could see my grandson start first grade! If I only have the chance to see my granddaughter start school!). There was one thing for certain: she had taken care of it all, wrapped everything up, everything was ‘neat and tidy’, it was ready. She sat in life as if she were in a clean, half-empty doctor’s waiting room: nothing hurt, nothing moved much, she was waiting to be summoned and it was as if she no longer cared when it would happen. All that mattered was her everyday rhythm: Kaia came over at 7:30 a. m., she ate her breakfast while watching the morning television programme Good Morning, Croatia, then she got dressed and went out to the café for her cappuccino and cheese turnover, her slow return home with little chats along the way with neighbours, then waiting for Kaia to bring her lunch at about 1:30 p. m., then an afternoon nap, then Kaia with her dinner at about 6:30 p. m., dining with her favourite television show, The Courtroom, and then the television news, then off to bed. Kaia came three times a day and went with her for the walk to the café where they had their coffee together. Jasminka came three times a week, helped her with little exercises and to bathe, neighbours dropped in every day, she saw her grandchildren once a week, usually on Sundays. I called her at least three times a week, and I often came to Zagreb, staying several days or more.

      She was sleeping more than she used to. Sometimes she slept so soundly that she wasn’t even wakened by the phone ringing or my banging on the door. When she lay down she took the same pose as on her CAT scans, her head tilted a little forward. She lay there peacefully, relaxed, with a hint of a smile on her lips. Sitting in the armchair she would often dip into a brief, deep sleep as if slipping into a hot bath. I happened upon her when she was asleep, sitting in front of the blaring television, her head bare, duster in hand. Then she opened her eyes, slowly lifted the duster, a small brush on a long handle around which she’d wrapped a soft rag, and wiped the television screen clean of dust. Then, spotting a smudge on the floor, she got up and slowly, shuffling, she went to the bathroom, moistened the rag, wrapped it around the brush, went back and sat down in the armchair again, and from there she wiped up the smudge.

      ‘Buy me those sphincters, they are the best,’ she’d say.

      ‘You must mean Swiffers, Mother.’

      ‘Yes, we’re out of them.’

      I had been bringing her those boxes with the magical soft cloths, which were ‘death to dust’ (Those cloths are death to dust!). Shuffling around the house, she wielded the light plastic handle with a Swiffer cloth wrapped around the rec tangular base, and with slow movements she wiped the dust off the walls, the furniture, the floor. The bright sun shone through the lowered blinds and splashed the floor with golden specks. She stood there in the middle of the room sprinkled with shafts of sunlight, her hair cropped close to her shapely head, her pale face with slightly slanted light-brown eyes and her lips surprisingly still full, awash in the sun as if it were an abundance of gold coins. A million particles of dust were afloat in the air around her, shimmering. She’d wave the handle through the air to chase them away, but the golden particles remained. And then she’d sit in the chair again and sink back into sleep. The golden dust swam around her. Sitting like that under an array of sun specks, surrendered to sleep, she looked like an ancient slumbering goddess.

      Once, when she started awake, she said, groggily,

      ‘Do you know what my mother once told me?’

      ‘What?’

      ‘That when she was giving birth to me there were three women standing there by her bed. Two were dressed in white, and the third was in black.’

      ‘Do you suppose those were the Fates who determine your destiny?’ I asked, cautiously.

      ‘Nonsense,’ she said. ‘Most likely mother was suffering from the labour and hallucinated them. Two in white, one in black,’ she mumbled, and sank back to sleep.

      During those fifteen days in March 2007, the sunrise was so lavish and bright that we had to lower the blinds every morning. The air had the smell of spring. My mother’s balcony was neglected; the soil in the flower boxes was dry.

      ‘We should buy some fresh loam and plant some flowers,’ I said.

      ‘We will be the first to have flowers in our building!’

      ‘Yes, the first.’

      ‘Yes, pelargoniums.’

      Sparrows settled onto the balcony railing. That was a good sign; Mother was convinced that this year there wouldn’t be a swarm of starlings.

      ‘Those pests are gone,’ she said.

      ‘Which pests?’

      ‘You know, the darlings!’

      ‘Starlings are birds, darlings are your grandchildren.’

      ‘That’s what I said.’

      ‘What