“The Emperor will be standing on the far side of that line.
“If you are the only recipient of an award, stop directly in front of the Eternal Emperor. If you are one of a group, proceed directly to the line and stop next to the nearest being on your left.
“Please stand at attention.
“An Imperial aide will read the citation for your award. A second aide will physically give you the award, either on a sash or she will pin it directly to your uniform. If there is an error, please try to cover any pained reaction. The ceremonies are, of course, being taped for subsequent broadcast to your home worlds.
“Additional copies, I might add, may be secured through my office at a reasonable fee.
“There are no scheduled recipients for any of the Imperial Privy Household Orders. The next ranking are hereditary awards: dukedoms, baronetcies, and the like. Those who are receiving one of those . . .”
“Hereditary,” Sten breathed in surprise. His lips did not move, nor did his voice reach beyond Mason’s ears. It was a talent learned in military formations and prisons.
Mason, too, had the talent: “The Eternal Emperor has seen fit to find many new and unique patterns to reward those who serve him well.” His voice was quite devoid of irony.
“But-”
“Not only does it please the red-tape bastards,” Mason said, “but their bureaucratic bosses, as well.”
The disapproval both men felt never showed on either’s face. But strong sentiments did materialize a few meters away.
The man was huge and very white — from his flowing mane to his sweeping muttonchop whiskers and formal court dress. He also looked to be slightly drunk.
“Right lot of mad idiots,” he said in a voice that rolled like thunder. “Clottin’ titles make a yearlin’ think he’s automatic blood stock. Give unproven whelps ideas, that does! First time I heard of such drakh!
“By haveen, th’ Emp’s slippin’, allowin’ all this formal dancin’ by this crew of scrotumless ijiots! B’dam’ if I’ll take part in any such monkey dancin’. Tell th’ Emp, if he wants —”
Whatever Whiskers was about to suggest for the Emperor was swiftly broken off as four very, very large humans slid out of nowhere and formed a mini-cordon around the man.
Sten heard more protests, but most smoothly the man was brought under control and guided — he was too large to be frogmarched — out a nearby exit.
The four men were wearing a new, police-type gray uniform that Sten could not recollect having seen around Prime or the palace before. He saw one of their shoulder tabs, a round black and gold patch with a gold I, and the letter S scrolled around it.
“Who were the eighty-sixers?” he wondered in that monotone to Mason.
“New security element. Internal Security. The limit of my knowledge or curiosity.”
“Who are they organized under? Mercury? Mantis?” Sten’s natural curiosity sprang from his former — at least officially — membership in both organizations.
“I say again my last . . .” Mason’s voice was louder, frostier. “Goons, Gestapo’s, and guessers have never been my province.”
Sten found it polite to follow the ebb as awardees formed up, walked through the door, and vanished.
Hereditary orders . . . Meritorious orders . . . Decorations (military) . . . Decorations (civil) . . .
Sten stopped in front of the chamberlain, who consulted his list. “Sr. Plenipotentiary Sten, you will be the only being honored with this award today. You may enter.”
Sten walked toward the high gaping doors, and two beings in those red suits — and, Sten thought, some kind of whitish artificial hair — opened the doors.
A voice blared: “The Most Honorable Sten . . . of Smallbridge.”
The yawning Award Chamber was now filled with those who had already gone. Sten smoothed forward, at that slightly slower-than-normal pacing every diplomat learns that shows best on the livies. He formed a dignified expression on his face.
Most Honorable, he thought. Very interesting. As I recall, I was only Very Honorable the last time I was at court. Does Most Honorable give me a bigger paycheck?
“Ambassador Plenipotentiary Sten fulfilled the highest standards of the Imperial Service, at considerable risk to his own personal safety, in a recent mission to mediate between the Thorvaldians and the inhabitants of Markel Bat. Not only was peace preserved, but a new era of tranquility was brought to the cluster. He is to be honored by being named to a new ranking, A Companion of the Emperor.”
Which meant, Sten thought, whatever the Eternal Emperor wanted it to. Which was anything except an Imperial Privy Household Order — whatever they were. At least those obnoxious clots hadn’t actually gotten around to killing each other. Nor had he found it necessary to kill any of them, tempting as it had been at times.
None of these thoughts appeared on Sten’s face. Nor did his expression change as he walked toward that line, his eyes sweeping the huge chamber.
Up there . . . the iris in the chandelier . . . a tracking gun turret. That huge portrait — a one-way screen with a riot squad behind it, most likely. There, and there. At belt level. To either side of that line . . . hidden laser projectors.
On each side of the Awards Chamber’s doors were paired Gurkkhas. Quiet, small, brown men, faces blank, in dress uniform, their slouch hats’ chin straps held just below their lower lips. And, holstered on one hip, each had a miniwillygun. On the other hip the lethal, slashing kukris that helped make the Gurkkha the most feared and respected soldier in the Empire. Plus there were about ten more of those gray-clad Internal Security types scattered through the room.
So? Wouldn’t you put on a little bit more security if some clot had gone and killed you a few years earlier?
A man stood alone just beyond that line. The Eternal Emperor.
Dark hair. Blue eyes. Well muscled. He looked to be, at the oldest, in his mid-thirties. No, Sten corrected, his eyes made him out to be a bit older.
But certainly not old enough to be what he was — the man who for three millenniums had single-handedly built this Empire, the Empire that stretched beyond any beings’ visualizations, the Empire that had almost been destroyed and now was being reassembled.
Sten came to rigid attention. The Emperor looked his personal envoy up and down, then nodded in formal approval.
The two Imperial aides — the one who had recited the citation, and the other, who was holding some kind of medal in an open, velvet case — stepped forward.
Then the Emperor broke tradition. He turned to the aide and took the award from its case.
He stepped close, looping the decoration over Sten’s neck. “Forty-five minutes,” the Eternal Emperor monotoned, in a prison whisper just as skilled as Sten’s. “Backstairs . . . my chambers . . . we need a drink.”
CHAPTER THREE
STEN STEPPED ONTO the security grid. At the Internal Security officer’s signal he offered his palm to the identification beam. The grid hummed into life, and Sten was bathed in a glow of colors. Somewhere in the bowels of Arundel a whole host of facts was collected: Sten was being analyzed by the most sophisticated snooping equipment in the Empire.
The first level was ID. As soon as Sten’s palm print was checked and rechecked, his bio was being scanned for any potential animosity to the Emperor. That information was checked a third time against the latest