#13 - “The game ain’t over till the fat lady sings.”
#14 - “Champions are not champions because they never fall. They are champions because they get up when they fall.”
#15 - “Nice guys finish last.”
#16 - “Live and learn”
#17 - “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”
#18 - “You are who you think you are.”
#19 - “If you think you are going to lose, you are going to lose.”
#20 - “You cannot read a book by just looking at the cover.”
#21 - “When you have an opponent down, keep him down and put him away.”
#22 - “Dead dogs don’t bite.”
#23 - “What goes around eventually comes around.”
#24 - “Only the strong survive.”
#25 - “Survival of the fittest”
#26 - “Different strokes for different folks”
#27 - “The sun shines on the saint and the sinner alike.”
#28 - “If you’re not losing, you’re picking your opponents carefully.”
#29 - “Take care of your pennies, and your dollars will take care of themselves.”
#30 - “Fake it until you make it.”
#31 - “Whatever can go wrong will.”
#32 - “Practice makes perfect.”
#33 - “Everybody loves a winner.”
#34 - “It’s better to give up a home run than a walk.”
#35 - “Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.”
#36 - “I’d rather be lucky than good.”
#37 - “I’d rather be lucky and good.”
#38 - “You can’t fix something until you know why it is broken.”
#39 - “If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.”
#40 - “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”
#41 - “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts; it’s whether I win that counts.”
#42 - “Show me a good loser, and I will show you a loser.”
#43 - “Show me a good sport, and I will show you the guy that won. Show me a bad sport, and I will show you the guy that lost.”
#44 - “There is a silver lining in every cloud.”
#45 - “You cannot have a rainbow unless you have rain.”
#46 - “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”
#47 - “He who laughs first, does not always laugh last.”
#48 - “If Billy Bob has it, I want it.”
#49 - “Take care of your equipment, and your equipment will take care of you.”
#50 - “The proof is in the pudding.”
#51 - “Blame the operator not the equipment.”
#52 - “Let the buyer beware.”
#53 - “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
#54 - “God helps those who help themselves.”
#55 - “Practice makes perfect.”
#56 - “All men and women are not created equal.”
#57 - “The will to win is often more important than the skill to win.”
WAR STORIES
War Story #1 - The Old Dinker Smashes Overheads & Smirks
War Story #2 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Loses His Focus, Intensity and Concentration
War Story #3 - A Ruthless Opponent Attempts to Torture the Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell
War Story #4 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Meets The Sandbagger from Hell
War Story #5 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Refuses To Lose
War Story #6 - The Friend of the Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell gets Intimidated
INTRODUCTION
“How to Books” are generally written by persons who are self-proclaimed experts on a topic. I do not claim to be an expert on tennis. In fact, most Club Professionals have forgotten more tennis that I know.
However, I believe that male and female tennis players of all ages and all playing abilities learn from the experiences of a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker who manages to consistently defeat, frustrate, annoy, humiliate, irritate, piss off and ultimately Defeat Better Tennis Players!
The reason that my victims get so angry is because they cannot believe that they are getting Whooped on by an inferior opponent with less skills and experience than themselves. My book will not only teach you the Techniques and Strategies that I use to defeat better tennis players, but it will also help you stop losing to tennis players that you should be defeating!
Obviously, my book can’t guarantee or insure that you will win all your matches. There are no undefeated players in the competitive world of tennis. Everybody gets a whoopin once in a while.
My book will not teach you any tennis technique, as I am not qualified to do that. In fact, like most Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers, my shot technique illustrates the wrong way to his every shot.
So, this book will not teach you how to hit a better Forehand, Backhand, Lob, Drop shot, Serve, Etc., Etc. Therefore, I will let the Tennis Professionals improve your technique.
However, I believe that my book can make you a better tennis player because the concepts put forth in my book will encourage and motivate you to think about the advantages of playing like The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell!
The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker from Hell always plays with purpose and intent. He is always thinking and scheming of ways to defeat his opponents. He tries to utilize all factors within his control in a concerted effort to defeat his opponents. I will elaborate on all of those factors in this book.
Before I became known as The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker from Hell, I was simply one of the Millions of people who fell in love with the game of tennis. But it did not take me very long to realize and conclude one thing — that my style of play was different.
It soon became apparent to me and others that there was something peculiar about my playing style. Apparently, I was lacking a proper tennis playing technique, but I did not care.
To me tennis is a simple game. If you get the ball over the net one more time than your opponent, you win the point. If you do that more often that your opponent, you win the game. Win six games and you win the set. Do it again and you win the match.
So what if my technique was wrong, strange or different. Winning was more important to me than looking good. The only things I wanted to look good were the trophies in my ever-growing trophy case.
I did notice that many of my opponents would quickly become frustrated, aggravated and annoyed by my style of play and by the way I hit the ball. Many opponents with years of tournament experience would tell me that I could never win beyond the 3.0 level with my “type of game.”
I knew that I was being insulted, but I did not understand why they felt that way.