BUT NO NAILS
LOTS OF HAMMERS
NORMAL BEHAVIOUR
NEW KNOWLEDGE
CHAPTER TWO
REQUIREMENTS
FOR LEADERSHIP
CHARISMA
DIFF
ERENT OPINIONS
SPEECH MAKING
DO NOT PLAN
FROWN
DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
WITH THE AUDIENCE
SPEAK AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE
SPEAK QUICKLY
DO NOT PAUSE
SHOUT OCCASIONALLY
AND WITHOUT REASON
USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE
WATCH RECORDINGS OF YOUR SPEECHES
REASONS
UNNECESSARY
YOU MAY PROCEED WITHOUT THEM
SOCIAL WIND
I BLOW INTO TOWN
I RUIN EVERYTHING
THEN I GO AWAY
I AM GREATLY RESPECTED
HE WILL HELP US
I AM MAGNIFICENT
I AM SO BLOODY MAGNIFICENT
PRAY FOR
COMPETENCE
IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD
IDEAS PLEASE PUT THEM IN MY HEAD
DO WHAT YOU WANT
IS THE KING A FOOL?
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
SAVE THE WORLD!
I CAN'T
SAVE THE
WORLD
FUCK
YOU
ALL!
I'M ON TOP OF IT
DO NOT
SHOW
YOUR
BRAIN
EVERYTHING I DO IS RIGHT
MESSAGE :
I AM THE MESSAGE
EXIT
ENTRANCE
CHAPTER THREE
INFRASTRUCTURE
DEAR LORD
PLEASE PROTECT THE FRAGILE
GLASS VESSELS AND DO NOT
ALLOW THEM TO FALL AND
BREAK.
AMEN
BUILD THE DOME
IT WILL PROTECT US
THIS IS THE TREE THAT
I FELL FROM
WINDOWS
EVERY BUILDING MUST HAVE THEM
EXCEPT DUNGEONS
WALLS
CONTINUOUSLY BEING PAINTED
BRIDGES
CHRONICALLY UNDERFUNDED
OFTEN CLOSED
THE SEA
DO NOT GO IN IT
THERE ARE JELLYFISH
USE OF ROBOTS
THEY SAID A ROBOT COULD FEED THE CAT
BUT THE CAT DID NOT LIKE THE ROBOT
AND THE CAT LEFT
AND NOW THE ROBOT IS REDUNDANT
WEASELS
IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF THEM
IT CANNOT BE DONE
IS THERE
A WAY TO
GET RID OF
THAT PLANET?
NO.
NOT REALLY
PLACES OF WORSHIP
THEY KEEP POPPING UP
SEEMINGLY OVERNIGHT
AND THEN IN A FEW DAYS THEY ARE GONE
IT IS AS IF THEY HAD NEVER BEEN THERE
THE