FULLY
COHERENT
PLAN
FOR A NEW AND
BETTER SOCIETY
DAVID SHRIGLEY
CANONGATE
PUBLISHED IN GREAT BRITAIN
BY CANONGATE BOOKS LTD
14 HIGH STREET EDINBURGH EH1ITE
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CHAPTER ONE
SOCIETY IN GENERAL
HOW IT IS
BEGINNING / END
LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER
THE RUNNING OF THE COUNTRY
THIS IS NOT TRUE
THEY ARE NOT LUNATICS
THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY
NEEDS TO BE WASHED
HAS BOBBLES ON IT
THAT NEED TO BE PICKED OFF
IS SOMEWHAT WORN
BUT OTHERWISE IS IN GOOD CONDITION
AND IS NOT IN IMMEDIATE NEED
OF REPLACEMENT
MISTAKES
I DROPPED A GIANT GLASS SPHERE
FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER
AND IT SMASHED INTO TINY PIECES
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN IT
UP THE LADDER
IT WAS A MISTAKE
DINOSAURS
WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THIER
MISTAKES
BUBBLES IN THE BLENDER
COMMON SOCIAL PLAGUES
MOULDY PROCESS
ENCRUSTED LEADERSHIP
CIVIL BLIGHT
BENDING HEAD
MILDEW
NEIGHBOURHOOD CANKER
FALSE DAWN
GROUP WILT
STEM ROT
ROOT ROT
THE PROBLEM
YOU ARE PART OF IT
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HOW WE ARE
WORMS AND SOCIETY
WORMS ARE CONTENT TO WRIGGLE
BENEATH THE EARTH.
WHEN A WORM GETS CUT IN HALF
EACH HALF GROWS BACK INTO
A NEW WORM.
IT IS INSPIRING.
WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE
WORMS PASS BY
WORM TRACK
NONSENSE
SOCIETY'S
BUM-HOLE
(CHEAP TO LIVE HERE)
THE RACE
EVENTUALLY YOU MUST JOIN IN
WE ARE NOT STUPID
WE ARE NOT STUPID
GUEST ROOM
I AM VERY HAPPY
I PLAY IN MY PLAYPEN
GIANT
EGG