Our flat was two up and at the back bedroom windae the curtains were drawn. With a bit of luck the twins would be lyin next tae their scabby Barbies, sleepin like wee angels, breathin deeply and dreamin about line dancin. Ma and Da would be sittin on the couch thegether, watchin TV.
The grass felt sticky wi damp and deep grey settled round the back court. The fluorescent light in our kitchen flickered then snapped on, and Mammy’s face was at the windae, peerin out. She spotted me and smiled, made a T sign wi her index fingers. Ah gied her the thumbs-up, lifted ma book, and heided inside.
PATRICK TOOK THE lump of dough ah’d been wrestlin with and kneaded it, pushin the outer part intae the centre, then pressin wi the fleshy part of his palm, just at the base of his thumb, fingers steady and firm. The yella daud, crisscrossed wi creases, smoothed intae a solid mass.
Looks like you’re giein it a massage.
Wouldnae like tae get wan fae you then. He kidded on he was attackin the dough.
Ah dunted him in the ribs.
Ow, ow, Mammy she’s attackin me.
Don’t make a mess, you two – yer Auntie Janice’ll be here soon. Mammy bent doon tae the washin machine, hauled the claes out.
Patrick plaited the dough intae a neat shape.
Here, brush a wee drap milk on the tap – a wee bit – you’re no emulsionin the walls.
The milk dripped aff the brush, left a sticky trail on the worksurface.
Stick it in the oven and whatever you dae don’t open it for twenty minutes.
Can you hang these out for me, hen? Looks as though the rain’ll keep aff for a while.
Ah wasnae convinced – a big grey cloud was heidin in fast – but ah never said anythin. When it comes tae washin Mammy is the eternal optimist. We’ve got a pulley but she just loves hangin the washin outside. When she got the new machine last year the guy in the shop tellt her she could get wan wi a tumble drier for the same price but she didnae want it. Doesnae smell the same if you don’t put it outside, she said.
Auntie Janice arrived in the close just as ah was comin in fae the back court. She’s only five year younger than Mammy but looks completely different; short spiky hair wi coloured streaks through it, a nose stud and trendy claes.
Hi Fiona. She gied me a big hug. How’s the poetry?
Ah wrote a new wan last night. About the wee cat in the bin shelter.
Good for you.
Miss Hughes said you could write poetry about ordinary things as well.
We went upstairs and in the front door. Janice shouted, Anybody here? so the twins would have time tae hide. Ever since they were wee she done this same routine but they never seemed tae get fed up wi it. Then she said in a very loud voice, What a shame. Ah was so lookin forward tae seein the twins. Oh well. Ah’ll just need tae eat these sweeties all by mysel.
All of a sudden she was near knocked tae the ground by what looked like twenty twins chargin fae the livin room. Mammy appeared at the door of the kitchen and they turnt back intae angels.
Don’t jump on your auntie like that. And you’re no gettin sweeties at this time of the day – they can go in the cupboard for later. Janice, you’ll need tae stop bringin them so much rubbish.
The twins followed us into the kitchen.
What’s that smell? said Rona.
Patrick’s teachin me tae bake bread – he showed me how tae dae the kneadin and everythin.
Yuck, said Mona and they disappeared intae the bedroom to play.
It’s just about ready, said Patrick. Want tae take it out the oven?
Ah opened the door and there it was, a beautiful golden plaited loaf. Ah lifted it out, turned it carefully ontae the rack tae cool.
That smells fantastic, said Janice.
Fiona’s first loaf. You can have some wi your tea. Mammy switched on the kettle.
Wanny the auld guys showed me how tae dae it by haund, said Patrick. It’s all machines at the bakery noo.
Really? said Janice. Another illusion shattered.
Once we were sittin round the table Janice turnt tae Mammy and said, Will ah tell them now?
On you go.
Ah’m havin a baby. Janice’s eyes shone.
Congratulations, said Patrick.
That’s great, ah said, chewin the bread. It was warm and the butter melted intae it. Tasted better than any bread ah’d ever had. Ah didnae know you had a boyfriend.
Ah don’t, she said.
Sorry. Ah felt ma face gaun red. Should of known better. Auntie Janice was dead independent. Career woman, Da called her. Lots of women are single parents noo. And you’ve got a good job and everythin.
Ah’m no gonnae be a single parent – me and Angela will bring the baby up thegether.
Your flatmate?
My partner.
Ah felt like a right numpty. Couldnae say anythin. Scared ah’d say somethin else stupid. Janice talked about how the father was a friend of theirs but he lived abroad and wouldnae have much tae dae wi the wean.
After we’d had tea Janice and Mammy took the twins out to the park, leavin me and Patrick to dae the washin up.
You’re awful quiet, he said. You okay? About Janice?
Aye – it’s just, ah just never realised.
She’s been livin wi Angela for years. They dae everythin thegether.
Aye but so dae Jean and Betty up the stair.
Uhhuh, said Patrick.
You’re kiddin. Jean and Betty are about ninety-five.
No quite. Anyway, d’you think folk grow out of it when they get past a certain age?
Naw, ah didnae mean that. Just cannae imagine them …
Ah didnae know what ah meant. Never thought about it really. There was lesbian couples on the TV sometimes but that was different, they werenae real, characters in a soap opera or film stars or that. The idea that my auntie or the two wee auld ladies up the stair could be like that. It was just weird.
Patrick finished the last plate, wiped his haunds on the edge of the teatowel ah was usin. You’re no … ah mean you don’t think there’s anythin wrang wi it, dae you?
Ah wiped the sink wi the cloth and hung it on the drainin board.
Mammy seems to think it’s okay.
But ma da thought there was somethin wrang about it.
What about the baby but?
What about it? said Mammy. The twins were away