Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz. Craig Yoe

What didn’t the cow like about art class?

      Smarty: Drawing flies! ;)

      Why did the ocean keep the beach clean?

      It wanted to be tide-y!

      Mona: Why do you put a watch in the bank?

      Lisa: To save time!

      Donut shop owner: We’re just opening the shop!

      Customer: Will the donuts be long?

      Donut shop owner: Donuts aren’t long, you want crullers!

      Fun and Games!

      Q: Can I tell you a secret about peanut butter?

      A: Yes, I promise I won’t spread it around! HA-HA!

      Customer: Waiter how long will my hotdog be?

      Waiter: Five inches! :D

      Why did the moth go to the light bulb?

      It wanted some light entertainment!

      Grandma: How do you make an egg chuckle?

      Grandpa: Read him one of these yolks! HAHAHA!

      Customer: Waiter! There’s a footprint on my lunch!

      Waiter: Sir, you said you wanted a ham sandwich and step on it!

      What goes WOEM, WOEM, WOEM!?

      A cat talking backwards!

      What Do You Call…?!

      WHAT DO YOU CALL a rhinoceros that wears a wig?

      A wig-wearing rhinoceros!

      Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL a man with a shovel?

      A: Doug! ROTFL!

      WHAT DO YOU CALL a very young chicken?

      An egg.

      WHAT DO YOU CALL two ice-cream scoops?

      Ice-cream clones!

      WHAT DO YOU CALL a chicken that can sing?

      Hen-tertaining!

      WHAT DO YOU CALL a camel without a hump?

      A horse! :D

      WHAT DO YOU CALL a baby gnu?

      A gnu-bie!

      Witty Bitties!

      When’s the best time to get a good deal on a thermometer?

      In the winter, when they are lower!

      Q: What do you get when an elephant jumps on

      your sidewalk with a pogo stick?

      A: Big holes in your sidewalk!

      What did the mama fork give the naughty baby fork?

      Tyne out!

      What’s the worst thing to eat at the beach?

      A SAND-wich. LOL!

      Mona: I hope I can count on you!

      Lisa: Sure, use my fingers!

      What does the kid of a rooster and an owl say in the morning?

      Cockle-doodle-whooo! ;)

      Gorilla of My Dreams!

      What do you call a boy with a five hundred-pound gorilla on his head?

      Flat.

      Hank: What did the cow say when she

      got attacked by a gorilla?

      Frank: Nothing, cows can’t talk!

       Q: What time is it when you see a five hundred-pound gorilla?

      A: Time to run!

      What do you call a five hundred-pound

      gorilla in a locker?

      Stuck!

      How do you tell a five hundred-pound gorilla from a stinkbug?

      I dunno!

      A five hundred-pound gorilla looks nothing like a stinkbug!

      Q: Why did the gorilla get sent to the

      principal’s office?

      A: He had a bad ape-titude.

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