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Copyright © 2020 by Craig Yoe.
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Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication number: 2019954715
ISBN: (print) 978-1-64250-232-9 , (ebook) 978-1-64250-233-6
BISAC category code JUVENILE NONFICTION, Humor /
Jokes & Riddles
Printed in the United States of America
ROTFL!
Fuzzy: Why did the bear get cold?
Wuzzy: He was walking around with bear feet!
Mike: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Ike: Hold its nose!
Moe: When are boats cuddly?
Flo: When they hug the shore!
Why did the fish cross the road?
What road?!?!?
Q: Why did the wildcat get sent to the principal’s office?
A: He was a cheetah! LOL!
The deli worker is thirty-six years old, five feet four inches tall and wears a size 8 ½ shoe. What does she weigh?
Cheese!
Nutty News!
Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?
He was stuffed! :D
Q: What did one light bulb say to
the other light bulb?
A: Let’s go out tonight!
Sue: What song do frogs sing to each other once a year?
Stu: Hoppy birthday!
Milly: Why is a mouse little and gray?
Willy: If it was big and red it would be a barn! :P
Why don’t ants ride bicycles?
Because they don’t have thumbs to ring the bell!
Q: What’s black and white and goes to pizza parlors?
A: Zebras that like pizza! ROTFL!
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What did one candle say to the other candle?
These birthdays burn me up!
Iggy: How does a door feel after taking a bath?
Ziggy: Squeaky clean!
Kid lightning bug: I feel achy.
Papa lightening bug: Awww, it’s probably just glowing pains!
How much of a slice of Swiss cheese should
you put on a sandwich?
The wHOLE thing!
Why do little pigs eat so much?
Because they want to make hogs of themselves!
Side Splitters!
Mom: Why couldn’t the pancake go to school?
Dad: She had a waffle cold!
She: How do you keep an elephant from going through a keyhole?
He: Tie a knot in its tail! LOL!
When do birthday candles like to go to parties?
On the WICK-ends!
Q: Why did the horse take a bat to bed?
A: He wanted to hit the hay!
Where does a pig go when she’s sick?
To the HOG-spital!
Jerry: Why did the homeowner buy